El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'm paying their stupid fucking photo red light enforcement bullshit "administrative fee" and I need something to write in the memo of my check that'll make me laugh when I see the scanned copy on my online statement. Yes, I did run the red light; 3 seconds after it turned red and I didn't come to a complete stop so I could make a right before traffic on 4th caught up. No pedestrians anywhere, just poor driving. I'll post the copy when it appears on my statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'm thinking "I hope ATS stock went up .01% because of me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 pay to the order of: Clerk of Crooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Buttseks and Crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboNova Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You were in the wrong just pay it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Enjoy your Holiday Party I am Paying For Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 You were in the wrong just pay it. read the fucking OP. never denied culpability, and I'm not about to fight it, lose, then get fucked more in the ass with a real moving violation and points on my record. I just think its fucking bullshit that a private company charges fines for city ordinances, then pays the city a portion of the proceeds. The city literally just has to employ officers to sign their name on a piece of paper that says "I looked at these here piktchurs and that there's your car so pay these nice folks $95 or we'll gitcha for a real ticket." Since when did law enforcement become private enterprise? I can't fight the law because Columbus is too big a city with too much money to ever change this fucked up system, so I'm gonna pay their administrative fee but I don't have to just accept that I was wrong, that company is right, and they deserve my money. /rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I used to write "Child Support :(" when paying my roommates for utilities. You can actually put anything you want there and if it isn't a threat or a slur, I'm pretty sure there is nothing they can do about it. I vote "For the Dunkin Donuts bill" or "I won this street racing anyway". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboNova Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I was simply stating to pay it and forget I did read the op and saw that you did not denie your actions. It just seemed petty and child like to write some jack ass comment in the memo section... Just me though, carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 I was simply stating to pay it and forget I did read the op and saw that you did not denie your actions. It just seemed petty and child like to write some jack ass comment in the memo section... Just me though, carry on. Debbie downer :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 "Im Sorry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Balls and Weiners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 "Im Sowwy" fixed. is a check legal if its written in crayon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 "Goatse.cx" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) "I LOVE ABORTIONS" Edited November 21, 2010 by unfunnyryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 christmas is ruined for my child now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Im sorry I rolled through the red light causing possible danger to other motorist on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Im sorry I rolled through the red light causing possible danger to other motorist on the road? God talking like a Cop or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 fixed. is a check legal if its written in crayon? Some request blue ink but will accept any dark ink. Some require the verbiage to be non-erasable. Maybe a very sharp Navy Blue crayon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 put some rick astley never going to give you up lyrics in it so you can read it again and be like " FUUUUUUUUU RICK ROLLED" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 put some rick astley never going to give you up lyrics in it so you can read it again and be like " FUUUUUUUUU RICK ROLLED" this may happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 I would just put "Bullshit Fees". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 You should do some crazy 0.000001 to the -147th power or some shit theyd be like wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I won this street racing anyway". This. Might want to make sure that it doesn't count as a signed confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 In the memo field put: Ownership of the City of Columbus, OH Once they cash it, you now have a reciept! :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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