ansonivan Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Open to suggestions on this one, direct manual stimulation is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 you been mixing the glass cleaner with your beer again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 We talking semi-truck or semi-erection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 We talking semi-truck or semi-erection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking benner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Wow just reread it and I got it now. I'm Retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've read it like 5 times and still don't understand wtf I am reading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've read it like 5 times and still don't understand wtf I am reading... Rewritten so it's understandable Proper way to maintain a semi erection through a traditional catholic mass? Open to suggestions on this one. Direct manual stimulation (touching/rubbing) is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Rewritten so it's understandable Proper way to maintain a semi erection through a traditional catholic mass? Open to suggestions on this one. Direct manual stimulation (touching/rubbing) is out of the question. Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter's room is unsettling. Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland "unsettling". She is sent to count trees in Siberia. Such is life in Moscow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter's room is unsettling. Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland "unsettling". She is sent to count trees in Siberia. Such is life in Moscow. I'm concerned about you sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've read it like 5 times and still don't understand wtf I am reading... +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 cock ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 try and peep on the alter boys like the priest does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted December 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 <-- was drinking like an Amish kid last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 <-- was drinking like an Amish kid last night. so you had a spotty beard and smelled like a gallon bucket of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 man im so confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted December 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Showered since but still have the spotty beard. See also, ill fitting pants made from weird looking knit nylon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 WTF is wrong with you Monkey boy? I need to come visit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Showered since but still have the spotty beard. See also, ill fitting pants made from weird looking knit nylon. shit is flame resistant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 If I was Amish I would make spinners for my Buggy. Shit would be pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Take your woman to the bathroom for some milking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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