phil Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss you no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I am debating banning you from your own thread miss you too fucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I am debating banning you from your own thread miss you too fucky. when are you coming home so we can go epic drinkin and hoe chasin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 when are you coming home so we can go epic drinkin and hoe chasin? No hoe chasin for dover. Only thing he's chasin is flower an care bear trucks for his girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Paul.. you are one to talk! You are probably sitting by your girls fireplace as we speak looking at her avon catalog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 ^ says the man giving his wife a pedicure while posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Paul.. you are one to talk! You are probably sitting by your girls fireplace as we speak looking at her avon catalog. in bed watching her sleep... wayyyy less creepy. Also I've been sinlge for five years. I found a girl who will actually touch my peepee not letting this one go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 ^ says the man giving his wife a pedicure while posting. ^^ Says the guy massaging his prostate with Phils penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 hot damn did this thread take a sweet turn hahahaha Phil I'll be home mid February. Paul.. you know me all to well. I am in fact all caught up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 ^^ Says the guy massaging his prostate with Phils penis ^^^says the guy tugging it to the thought of phils penis massaging my prostate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Is it gay if you mastberbate. With your finger in your butt??? I mean it is your own butt. If your watching straight porn its cool right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 And if a girl touches pauls penis, is she doing charity work? I mean have you seen pauls penis? It looks like a turtles neck. I've never seen it, but brian said so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch The "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is made from high quality cotton and leather. It gently cups the balls while the dual pocket technology allows you and your partner to be as close as possible without making contact. If you or your friend are still in the closet and want to venture into a new world of sexual wonders the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is definitely for you!!!! But wait.. you are finally out of the closet! Great for you! But now your "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is no longer of any use... ... WRONG!!!!!! ... Our new patent pending "Window of Opportunity" allows you to feel your man friends hairy (or smooth as eggs) testicle sack against you through a removable window. So when the time is right for you to take the next step, the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is ready to take that step with you!!! Order yours today!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Colors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Colors? Pink and almond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 The "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is made from high quality cotton and leather. It gently cups the balls while the dual pocket technology allows you and your partner to be as close as possible without making contact. If you or your friend are still in the closet and want to venture into a new world of sexual wonders the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is definitely for you!!!! But wait.. you are finally out of the closet! Great for you! But now your "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is no longer of any use... ... WRONG!!!!!! ... Our new patent pending "Window of Opportunity" allows you to feel your man friends hairy (or smooth as eggs) testicle sack against you through a removable window. So when the time is right for you to take the next step, the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is ready to take that step with you!!! Order yours today!!! Best post of the decade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Pink and almond No leopard print? http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa158/turboking11/Funny/dissapoint.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch thats what the paper plate trick is for, you just put your dick through a paper plate and you're ready to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Whatt if u jerkin it but the dog starts lickin ur balls do you stop him? What if you "accidentally" spread peanut butter on your nutsack? Is that gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Whatt if u jerkin it but the dog starts lickin ur balls do you stop him? What if you "accidentally" spread peanut butter on your nutsack? Is that gay? Its not gay jus weird, and u wouldn't accidently spread the peanut butter, you would accidently dip your balls in the jar. Real question, is it gay if your beating off to straight porn with another mans hand, but you never look him in the eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Real question, is it gay if your beating off to straight porn with another mans hand, but you never look him in the eye? Sounds legit :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 i miss you too dover. i gotta get down there soon. i need a vaca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 in bed watching her sleep... wayyyy less creepy. Also I've been sinlge for five years. I found a girl who will actually touch my peepee not letting this one go LOL WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 paul creepy no way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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