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Paul.. you are one to talk!

 

You are probably sitting by your girls fireplace as we speak looking at her avon catalog.

 

:lol: in bed watching her sleep... wayyyy less creepy.

 

Also I've been sinlge for five years. I found a girl who will actually touch my peepee not letting this one go

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Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch

 

The "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is made from high quality cotton and leather. It gently cups the balls while the dual pocket technology allows you and your partner to be as close as possible without making contact. If you or your friend are still in the closet and want to venture into a new world of sexual wonders the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is definitely for you!!!!

 

But wait.. you are finally out of the closet! Great for you! But now your "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is no longer of any use... :( ... WRONG!!!!!! :D... Our new patent pending "Window of Opportunity" allows you to feel your man friends hairy (or smooth as eggs) testicle sack against you through a removable window. So when the time is right for you to take the next step, the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is ready to take that step with you!!! Order yours today!!!

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The "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is made from high quality cotton and leather. It gently cups the balls while the dual pocket technology allows you and your partner to be as close as possible without making contact. If you or your friend are still in the closet and want to venture into a new world of sexual wonders the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is definitely for you!!!!

 

But wait.. you are finally out of the closet! Great for you! But now your "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is no longer of any use... :( ... WRONG!!!!!! :D... Our new patent pending "Window of Opportunity" allows you to feel your man friends hairy (or smooth as eggs) testicle sack against you through a removable window. So when the time is right for you to take the next step, the "Balls Dont Touch 2000" is ready to take that step with you!!! Order yours today!!!

 

 

 

Best post of the decade :lol:

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Triple cause if ur balls don't touch because you create a contraption that segregates balls, can that still be considered gay? I mean cause the balls don't touch

 

thats what the paper plate trick is for, you just put your dick through a paper plate and you're ready to go.

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Whatt if u jerkin it but the dog starts lickin ur balls do you stop him? What if you "accidentally" spread peanut butter on your nutsack? Is that gay?

 

Its not gay jus weird, and u wouldn't accidently spread the peanut butter, you would accidently dip your balls in the jar.

 

 

Real question, is it gay if your beating off to straight porn with another mans hand, but you never look him in the eye?

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