Rotarded1647545491 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Why the fuck are they so emotionally crazy!!!! It's sounds like she should be sharing the Vagisil with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im faster Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Why the fuck are they so emotionally crazy!!!! they get this way when you dont give them enough housework or food to cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 they get this way when you dont give them enough housework or food to cook When she gets pissy ask her why she is out of the kitchen? I did this to my woman and it granted me 2 days of silence... Silence is the best gift ever!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Why the fuck are they so emotionally crazy!!!! They were born with an extra hole!! That's why!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 yes. Silly Zfag...he was talking about a girl, not his hand like you. You just got confused, its ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days straight and not die. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 When she gets pissy ask her why she is out of the kitchen? I did this to my woman and it granted me 2 days of silence... Silence is the best gift ever!!! +1 70% of the time you get rewarded with silence,28% of the time something heavy from the kitchen gets chucked across the room, and 2% of the time, you just have to drag her back in and show her where the kitchen is, bend her over the counter, and give her a good spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 +1 70% of the time you get rewarded with silence,28% of the time something heavy from the kitchen gets chucked across the room, and 2% of the time, you just have to drag her back in and show her where the kitchen is, bend her over the counter, and give her a good spanking. so thats how women treat you, sounds kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 so thats how women treat you, sounds kinky you must be confused. sorry if your girl doesnt let you out of the kitchen but i dont know how to cook, do laundry, or operate the dish washer, and i have no desire to learn, because all that shit is her job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 i dont know how to cook, do laundry, or operate the dish washer, and i have no desire to learn. Really? Yeah sure that's a woman's thing to do, but you really don't know how to do any of those? Even grilling type shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 you must be confused. sorry if your girl doesnt let you out of the kitchen but i dont know how to cook, do laundry, or operate the dish washer, and i have no desire to learn, because all that shit is her job. So you live with your mom then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 So you live with your mom then Exactly what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Such win from this Supra fellow, god I hope it continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Really? Yeah sure that's a woman's thing to do, but you really don't know how to do any of those? Even grilling type shit? i can grill, make macaroni, grilled cheese, and anything on the george foreman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Laundry? Operate Dishwasher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I tell my girlfriend in a semi-polite manner, to shut the fuck up. The overall rollercoaster of emotions that sometimes flow is a small price to pay for the wealth of sexy time and other womanly shit they sometimes do for you. Adapt selective hearing, and pick up important key words. Repeat them, act like you "understand" and see panties drop. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Adapt selective hearing, and pick up important key words. Repeat them, act like you "understand" and see panties drop. The end. LOL +REP. I remember having to repeat just enough to make them believe you were listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Laundry? Operate Dishwasher? No shit. It's as simple as putting the stuff in the machine, putting soap in and turning it on. There's nothing to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 No shit. It's as simple as putting the stuff in the machine, putting soap in and turning it on. There's nothing to learn. Where do you put the clothes in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Laundry? Operate Dishwasher? the woman's job. /thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 you must be confused. sorry if your girl doesnt let you out of the kitchen but i dont know how to cook, do laundry, or operate the dish washer, and i have no desire to learn, because all that shit is her job. Every time you hit the Submit Reply button my opinion of you lowers exponentially. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 No shit. It's as simple as putting the stuff in the machine, putting soap in and turning it on. There's nothing to learn. Well there are some LD kids that are not allowed to use these types of machines or cut their own meat. I think we found one that has somehow learned to use the interwebz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Where do you put the clothes in? I know, i shouldn't have to be so general with it. Now he might throw dishes in washing machine and clothes in dish washer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Well there are some LD kids that are not allowed to use these types of machines or cut their own meat. I think we found one that has somehow learned to use the interwebz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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