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Watching American Pickers.

 

2 year old son screams at the top of his lounges. Hysterical.

 

Walk into kid's bedroom. Find son in one corner of bed, opposite from a corner with a Glow Worm lit up and playing music.

 

"AHHH! SCAAAARED" "AHHH!"

 

"Are you scared of this doll, son?"

 

"YYYYEEESSSSS".

 

"Do you want your momma"?

 

"YYYEEESSSSS!"

 

 

Son punches Glow Worm. Rolls over. Asleep.

 

Weird.

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Nurk screams at the top of his lungs. Hysterical.

 

Sits on one corner of bed with his Glow Worm up.

 

Says to wife, "Want sex!"

 

Wife says No.

 

"YYYYEEESSSSS".

 

Nurk punches his Glow Worm. Rolls over. Asleep.

 

Weird.

 

Fixed that for you.

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Watching American Pickers.

 

2 year old son screams at the top of his lounges. Hysterical.

 

Walk into kid's bedroom. Find son in one corner of bed, opposite from a corner with a Glow Worm lit up and playing music.

 

"AHHH! SCAAAARED" "AHHH!"

 

"Are you scared of this doll, son?"

 

"YYYYEEESSSSS".

 

"Do you want your momma"?

 

"YYYEEESSSSS!"

 

 

Son punches Glow Worm. Rolls over. Asleep.

 

Weird.

 

Your son is winning.

 

I'm more concerned that you were watching American Pickers. That show's retarded.

 

Ow...my pride.

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