CRed05 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html (CBS) What's the leading cause of oral cancer? Smoking? Heavy drinking? Actually, it's oral sex. Scientists say that 64 percent of cancers of the oral cavity, head, and neck in the U.S. are caused by human papillomavirus (HPV), which is commonly spread via oral sex, NPR reported. The more oral sex you have - and the more oral sex partners you have - the greater the risk of developing these potentially deadly cancers. "An individual who has six or more lifetime partners - on whom they've performed oral sex - has an eightfold increase in risk compared to someone who has never performed oral sex, Ohio State University's Dr. Maura Gillison, said at a recent scientific meeting, according to NPR. It's news that might alarm some parents, who worry about adolescents' appetite for oral sex. "Today's teens consider oral sex to be casual, socially acceptable, inconsequential, and significantly less risky to their health than 'real' sex," Dr. Gillison and colleagues said in a written statement released in conjunction with the meeting. Teens simply think oral sex is "not that a big a deal," Dr. Bonnie Halpern-Felsher, professor of pediatrics at the University of California, San Francisco, told NPR. "Parents and health educators are not talking to teens about oral sex. Period." But simply needling teens about the risks posed by oral sex and HPV - the same virus that causes cervical cancer - is no substitute for literally giving them the needle. "When my patients ask whether they should vaccinate their sons, I say 'certainly," Gillison said, the Telegraph reported. "The vaccine will protect them against genital warts and anal cancer and also as a potential byproduct of that it may protect them against oral cancer caused by HPV." This year, 37,000 Americans will be diagnosed with oral or pharyngeal cancer this year, according to the Oral Cancer Foundation. Eight thousand will die from the cancers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 March 14th will never be the same if this gets out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 dont ask dont tell. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Can we have any type of sex that people wont freak out about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) that's only if they spit, they just need to swallow the antidote. Edited April 21, 2011 by smokinHawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Lies, all lies!!!! This study was conducted by all ugly women. With the common goal of making their husbands suffer. They think they are doing their gender a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 that's only if they spit, they just need to swallow the antidote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (CBS) What's the leading cause of losing weight? Smoking? Heavy drinking? Actually, it's oral sex. Scientists say that the best way to lose weight is caused by human papillomavirus (HPV), which is commonly spread via oral sex, NPR reported. The more oral sex you have - and the more oral sex partners you have - the greater the results you'll have. "An individual who has six or more lifetime partners - on whom they've performed oral sex - has an eightfold increase in success compared to someone who has never performed oral sex, Ohio State University's Dr. Maura Gillison, said at a recent scientific meeting, according to NPR. It's news that might not affect some parents, who have no idea how much their whore daughter uses oral sex to gain popularity. "Today's teens consider oral sex to be casual, socially acceptable, inconsequential, and significantly less risky to their health than 'real' sex," Dr. Gillison and colleagues said in a written statement released in conjunction with the meeting. Teens simply think oral sex is "not that a big a deal," Dr. Bonnie Halpern-Felsher, professor of pediatrics at the University of California, San Francisco, told NPR. "Parents and health educators are not talking to teens about oral sex. Period." But simply needling teens about the awesomeness of oral sex and HPV - the same virus that causes weight loss- is no substitute for literally giving them the needle. Heroine will lose the weight much quicker. "When my patients ask whether they should vaccinate their sons, I say 'certainly," Gillison said, the Telegraph reported. "The vaccine will protect them against genital warts and anal cancer." Enough said. This year, 37,000 Americans will be diagnosed with oral or pharyngeal cancer this year, according to the Oral Cancer Foundation. Eight thousand will die from the cancers. This has nothing to do with oral sex. It is perfectly safe and will aid in weight loss. Quick, start forwarding this as an email before it's too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 ^^^ LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/28/129065055120051161.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 If this is true I know a lot of girls who are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 i predict there will be an assault on a professer on campus tonight...lol this is one news article i wont be posting on FB for many females to see...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 If this is true I know a lot of girls who are fucked. pun intended?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Shes more likely to choke and die way before cancer becomes an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Good thing I have gone down on less than a hand full of girls... But I feel sorry for my current GF my Jizzle must be like acid by now. Especially since I paid those 2 strippers to simintaniously suck me off last year... ^^ true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 one of the best places to eat is at the Y lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spkcadet Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Cancer or a child. Pick your poison. Cancer is cheaper and is covered by insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Shes more likely to choke and die way before cancer becomes an issue. Hahahahahahaha!! This is the worse news to hit the news since.. well.. I dont even know when! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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