Wonderboy Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Or as I like to call it "the raptors". So with the rapture coming up on us quickly (may/21/2011). I was wondering who is gonna volunteer to host a rapture party? Im thinking we can kick off our 5 months of torment and torture the proper way. Ill bring the cocktail wieners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 i didnt think that it was until december Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Or as I like to call it "the raptors". So with the rapture coming up on us quickly (may/21/2011). I was wondering who is gonna volunteer to host a rapture party? Im thinking we can kick off our 5 months of torment and torture the proper way. Ill bring the cocktail wieners. Ha, Norm (Littleguy) was telling me there's a huge billboard with this near his house in Houston. I haven't really heard too many people talking about it. At least it's on a Saturday. Who knows what I'll be doing. And keep your cocktail wiener to yourself. Sinner. :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 i didnt think that it was until december That's the end of our current enviroment as we know it. Not the rapture. Rapture first. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Tin foil hats for sale... $25.00 per hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Tin foil hats for sale... $25.00 per hat. Ha, you've been undercut. Premium Foil Hats, $9.99 or 3/ $20. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Tin foil hats for sale... $25.00 per hat. do they come with weiners in them or does wearing one make you the dick in the tin foil:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Ha, you've been undercut. Premium Foil Hats, $9.99 or 3/ $20. :gabe: nevermind, dick in a tin foil hat confirmed:masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 tri:fuckyeah:pple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Ha, you've been undercut. Premium Foil Hats, $9.99 or 3/ $20. :gabe: My tin foil hats protect you from the following: Aliens osama bin laden the government dinosaurs jesus the devil cell phones satelites JONES Gabe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 My tin foil hats protect you from the following: Aliens osama bin laden the government dinosaurs jesus the devil cell phones satelites JONES Gabe My foil hats protect from all of the same threats, but it does it with 30% less foil and is environmentally friendly. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 are the any accessories that i can get to go with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 My foil hats protect from all of the same threats, but it does it with 30% less foil and is environmentally friendly. :gabe: Noone cares about the environment when the world is ending. My tin foil hats now come with a protective 50ft invisible barrier, will protect you from women, pregnancy and most of all zombies. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 are the any accessories that i can get to go with them? zombie spray Also a pocket time machine, that way when you decide you want to repent your sins and go to heaven instead of living in this hell hole you may do so at anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 also cross bows, you can never go wrong with a cross bow. TRIPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 But for $14.99 you can have this sporty foil baseball hat! http://i.imgur.com/8WyTFl.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 But for $14.99 you can have this sporty foil baseball hat! http://i.imgur.com/8WyTFl.jpg If i act now can i get one free? ps: The ear is unprotected... DO NOT WANT! Lol at you actually making that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 No need for a party, I'll be enjoying my eternal "party" when I get raptured. Enjoy war, heathens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 If i act now can i get one free? ps: The ear is unprotected... DO NOT WANT! Lol at you actually making that! Supply of foil earmuffs ran dry during winter rapture 2010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted May 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 No need for a party, I'll be enjoying my eternal "party" when I get raptured. Enjoy war, heathens. That's fine, more crown royal for me. Eternal damnation here I come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted May 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Also, when those of you being saved are ready to give away your earthly belongings in preparation Ill be more than happy to take them off your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 No need for a party, I'll be enjoying my eternal "party" when I get raptured. Enjoy war, heathens. May i have all of your guns?They would add nicely to my growing collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 I will purchase all the earthly possessions for 2% of what you paid for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 I will purchase all the earthly possessions for 2% of what you paid for them i will do 1.5%... Then i will sell it back to you for 10% once jesus doesnt come back and leaves you here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Side note: Who conjured this idea up? If it does happen, it states nowhere in the bible when,what time or how it will happen. So is the end of the world happening before the end of the worlds end of the world? brb 5-21-2011........10-21-2011...........12-21-2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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