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Best new beer, Blue Ball Porter from Intercourse Brewing Company!!!!

 

Not only is the name awesome, but so is the beer

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jungle juice, hurricane, liquid ecstasy, caribou Lou, red death, rum and coke, 100 proof captain and coke, anything tasty ill drink

 

berrr i like blue moon, yuenling, hauf brau.

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Hoegaarden, Newcastle, Columbus Brewing Ohio Honey Wheat, Blue Moon

 

I don't drink shots or mixed drinks b/c I'm not; a girl, frat kid, or douche.

 

Odd, I only see women drinking Blue Moon...

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For the guys who don't do shots:

 

How awkward is it when you have to explain your stupid stance on not doing shots to a hot girl that asks you to do shots with her?

 

Hot Girl at Bar: "OMG this place is really cool - wanna go to the bar and do a shot?"

 

Ninny Guy: "I don't do shots."

 

Hot Girl: "Wat?"

 

Ninny Guy: "I said I don't do them."

 

Hot Girl: "Why not?"

 

Ninny Guy: "Well, you see, shots are only for gays and girls, and I'm not gay or a girl, so I don't do them. I'm a real man so I just drink beer. You know, like Blue Moon."

 

Hot Girl: "Oh that one beer where you put a slice of orange in it?"

 

Ninny Guy: *puffing chest out* "Yes, exactly, that's the one - it's very masculine and heterosexual with the orange slice, don't you think?"

 

Hot Girl: "You're a gay - GTFO."

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For the guys who don't do shots:

 

How awkward is it when you have to explain your stupid stance on not doing shots to a hot girl that asks you to do shots with her?

 

Hot Girl at Bar: "OMG this place is really cool - wanna go to the bar and do a shot?"

 

Ninny Guy: "I don't do shots."

 

Hot Girl: "Wat?"

 

Ninny Guy: "I said I don't do them."

 

Hot Girl: "Why not?"

 

Ninny Guy: "Well, you see, shots are only for gays and girls, and I'm not gay or a girl, so I don't do them. I'm a real man so I just drink beer. You know, like Blue Moon."

 

Hot Girl: "Oh that one beer where you put a slice of orange in it?"

 

Ninny Guy: *puffing chest out* "Yes, exactly, that's the one - it's very masculine and heterosexual with the orange slice, don't you think?"

 

Hot Girl: "You're a gay - GTFO."

 

Exactly. :lol:

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