Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Since you want to know, I would guess that she does... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Fred8.png Did you forget that you left your relationship status as "married?" It's ok, she's actually pretty cute. Is it weird that your girlfriend (or wife, I cannot tell) weighs more than you? Can I suggest that you shave your chest until you can grow some real hair? http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Fred10.png Cuteness aside, her zombie tactics are a little bit of a concern... http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Fred11.png That was her and her best friend being retarded.. who cares. God damn dude. You have problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 If only someone would post pics of Hal and his wife to make this fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Id do your old lady.....If I wasnt married. Is she blind BTW, wear very thick glasses maybe? Somethings got to be up....You are like a Justin Bieber Reject looking dude. AND for the love of god....WTF is on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Were did I say that YOUR car was bought by your parents? I was merely making a statement, jeebus your a touchy little kid. Also we dont want to know you, so please stop throwing around the Ricky Lake/Maury "YOU DONT KNOW ME!" statements. You said, we like clean cars our parents don't buy us. Obviously implying I did not buy my car, don't make statements like that in the first place if you don't want me making statements about it back. And too bad I will, if you guys want to keep acting like you do know me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 If only someone would post pics of Hal and his wife to make this fair I figured you would swoop in for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Id do your old lady.....If I wasnt married. Is she blind BTW, wear very thick glasses maybe? Somethings got to be up....You are like a Justin Bieber Reject looking dude. AND for the love of god....WTF is on your face. OH MY GOD WTF MAN LETS FREAK OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Hey guys, check out my new piercings. My mommy wouldn't let me get real fangs but I just wanted to look like Edward (from Twilight) so bad that I got fangs on my lip! Let me know if you like them! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Fred7.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 If only someone would post pics of Hal and his wife to make this fair We keep things private and professional on FB. Sorry, there wouldn't be much fun there other than making fun of how fat I got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 You said, we like clean cars our parents don't buy us. Obviously implying I did not buy my car, don't make statements like that in the first place if you don't want me making statements about it back. And too bad I will, if you guys want to keep acting like you do know me. We obviously dont know you nor care to get to know you, I thought that would have been obvious at this point. I type something and you can read it on the internets however you like but until you can prove to me I said in anyway that your car was bought buy your parent ( singular) you will continue to come off as paranoid. And seriously what IS on your face? I am no model but that seriosuly looks bad... like black herpes on each side of your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Im not Freaking out...You poked holes in your face.....If you werent like a semi clean cut type of GQ wanna be guy, it wouldnt be odd. I could see if you wore dark makup, a Smedium Shirt and Some SKinny jeans with chains hanging off them, but you dont. Speaking of Chains.....The lady like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 We keep things private and professional on FB. Sorry, there wouldn't be much fun there other than making fun of how fat I got. I feel your pain brotaco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 "You better treat those titties right ya hear? Cuz one day, she'll get breast cancer and they will be gone. And then you get a divorce." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol yeah, sorry you couldn't look as good as me when you were my age. Sucks huh. AND those little things you guys are wondering about, has gotten me more than you guys will EVER get. From actual good looking girls my age, not those hookers and strippers you guys go for at the bar. Have fun with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Id do your old lady.....If I wasnt married. Is she blind BTW, wear very thick glasses maybe? Somethings got to be up....You are like a Justin Bieber Reject looking dude. AND for the love of god....WTF is on your face. She's pretty great, man. She actually wears the pants in the relationship. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/Fred9.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 "You better treat those titties right ya hear? Cuz one day, she'll get breast cancer and they will be gone. And then you get a divorce." Yeah, I wasn't sure what to say back to that. I laughed though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol yeah, sorry you couldn't look as good as me when you were my age. Sucks huh. AND those little things you guys are wondering about, has gotten me more than you guys will EVER get. From actual good looking girls my age, not those hookers and strippers you guys go for at the bar. Have fun with that. ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol yeah, sorry you couldn't look as good as me when you were my age. Sucks huh. AND those little things you guys are wondering about, has gotten me more than you guys will EVER get. From actual good looking girls my age, not those hookers and strippers you guys go for at the bar. Have fun with that. This right here is a model post from an insecure, YOung, Kid. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Im not Freaking out...You poked holes in your face.....If you werent like a semi clean cut type of GQ wanna be guy, it wouldnt be odd. I could see if you wore dark makup, a Smedium Shirt and Some SKinny jeans with chains hanging off them, but you dont. Speaking of Chains.....The lady like that? She would, but we don't use em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol yeah, sorry you couldn't look as good as me when you were my age. Sucks huh. AND those little things you guys are wondering about, has gotten me more than you guys will EVER get. From actual good looking girls my age, not those hookers and strippers you guys go for at the bar. Have fun with that. In high school. Maybe. Wait til your 23-30 with those fangs sticking out. No woman will want to come close to you. Most will laugh. Others will feel sorry that you still think you look cool in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Nope, I'm not a ricer. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168042_1540437673126_1300450888_31426886_927800_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 This right here is a model post from an insecure, YOung, Kid. Seriously. I mean hey, if you guys just want to keep bashing on me about shit then why not. But you are correct sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I think we should have this meat of yours in Hilliard. You drop the girl off and the CR crew can run a train. Itll be fun. Someone will bring her back home for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Nope, I'm not a ricer. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168042_1540437673126_1300450888_31426886_927800_n.jpg Hey hey hey.. that work was not done by me, and THATS a car that was handed to me. To whoever was complaining about getting cars handed to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol yeah, sorry you couldn't look as good as me when you were my age. Sucks huh. AND those little things you guys are wondering about, has gotten me more than you guys will EVER get. From actual good looking girls my age, not those hookers and strippers you guys go for at the bar. Have fun with that. Yeah, you're quite the ladies man. http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/73739_1471048738446_1300450888_31298409_7133663_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptok Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I think we should have this meat of yours in Hilliard. You drop the girl off and the CR crew can run a train. Itll be fun. Someone will bring her back home for you. Orrrrr, not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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