AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 No homo :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 You didn't mention how much he were beating him off for.. Can I guess 6 wooden nickels ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I beat me off as well it's a grand sensation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 :jerkit: I just went there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I just got beat off...by a woman.:fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I just got beat off...by a woman.:fuckyeah: I just left the gym, now I'm going to get sex by one of my side chicks then I have to meet the wife for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I just left the gym, now I'm going to get sex by one of my side chicks then I have to meet the wife for breakfast Translation: Side chick = Right hand Wife = Leigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Translation: Side chick = Right hand Wife = Leigh You jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 You jelly? Of your Justin bieber haircut? Yes. Of your relationship with Phil, no.:gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 lets not get it twisted, phil is just my gutter bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 REEL TALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 lets not get it twisted, phil is just my gutter bitch U mad I turned u out something fierce boy. Had your toes curling and you was speaking spanish. Don't hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Translation: Side chick = Right hand Wife = Leigh We don't all live the high life like u. Atleast when me and Leigh do it there are no 18 yr commetments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 We don't all live the high life like u. Atleast when me and Leigh do it there are no 18 yr commetments Herpes if for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 We don't all live the high life like u. Atleast when me and Leigh do it there are no 18 yr commetments This made me giggle.:masturboy: Herpes if for life. THIS made me spit out my sprite.:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 U mad I turned u out something fierce boy. Had your toes curling and you was speaking spanish. Don't hate u mad ur butthole looks like afghanistan, bombed out and depleted http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/buzzerbeater/silkyjohnson.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 u mad ur butthole looks like afghanistan, bombed out and depleted http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/buzzerbeater/silkyjohnson.jpg That's the funniest thing you've ever said, plus that's my favorite episode. I made this coat from your mother pubic hairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 bitch wears underwear with dickholes in em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go home and put some water in paul's moms dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 u mad ur butthole looks like afghanistan, bombed out and In4pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 In4pics http://www.ardjanstravels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Looking-into-the-volcano.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go home and put some water in paul's moms dish. This man is nominated for calling in a bomb threat on the special olympics man He had sex with his best friend girl friend, got her pregNant and tricking his best friend into raising the lil mother fucker. Now dats hate.... Pit bull Silky called the cops on the drug dealers next door. Not because it was the right thing to do, but because they were making more money than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 LOOLLL. that mothafucka pumped my gas on tha way over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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