Farkas Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 My predictions for 2012: Leigh's dsm will continue to occupy jackstands phil will still be slow I will get bored of my car and sell it wonderboy's sentra will be on motor #3 Patterson will go through 2 trannies chris still won't hit 12's beatercamaro will continue to stare at his unfinished motor on a stand Cordell will sell the motorcycle to make room for another miata gabe won't have anything fast The apache will continue to talk about coming to columbus, but won't Dover will blow another motor on the bike Mark Carlyle will continue to discuss cold air intakes Alex will continue to build toyotas with big turbos that put down dissapointing numbers in the quarter There won't be much racing this year. .....and I'll still be low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 got some parts for the motor, but it looks better on the stand :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 got some parts for the motor, but it looks better on the stand :dumb: This story, is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 .....and I'll still be low. I forgot to add that in. -Farkas will still be scared of pebbles in the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 This story, is brilliant. tell ya what... when I get the motor in the car (granted it may be a while cause some of us have a budget lol) id be happy to stare at the special olympics 4 rings in my rearview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 tell ya what... when I get the motor in the car (granted it may be a while cause some of us have a budget lol) id be happy to stare at the special olympics 4 rings in my rearview. This story, is even more enthralling than the last! Do tell me more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 once upon a time there was a slow mystery car in need of a motor transplant. the car patiently awaited surgery while the doctors lotcated the perfect canidate. the said canidate is now being pumped full of enough performance enhancing drugs to make Alexandre Nogueira look like a pussy. The next phase is the transplant itself which is predicted to have a very short recovery time. After recovery the mystery car will live out its days raping white whales and other slow imports. this concludes my bedtime story, now go the fuck to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 once upon a time there was a slow mystery car in need of a motor transplant. the car patiently awaited surgery while the doctors lotcated the perfect canidate. the said canidate is now being pumped full of enough performance enhancing drugs to make Alexandre Nogueira look like a pussy. The next phase is the transplant itself which is predicted to have a very short recovery time. After recovery the mystery car will live out its days raping white whales and other slow imports. this concludes my bedtime story, now go the fuck to sleep. what are you building a TPI :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 once upon a time there was a slow mystery car in need of a motor transplant. the car patiently awaited surgery while the doctors lotcated the perfect canidate. the said canidate is now being pumped full of enough performance enhancing drugs to make Alexandre Nogueira look like a pussy. The next phase is the transplant itself which is predicted to have a very short recovery time. After recovery the mystery car will live out its days raping white whales and other slow imports. this concludes my bedtime story, now go the fuck to sleep. This reminds me of another story I've heard: Once upon a time, there was a guy with an old 305 camaro. The owner, realizing he regularly gets beaten light to light by the elderly on mobility scooters, decides he needs more power. He promptly goes out to acquire the gold standard in drop in performance, a tree fiddy. Upon finding the first destroyed tree fiddy he can get his hands on, his imagination runs wild. Soon, his delusions of grandeur get the best of him, and he begins to dream big about beating everybody on CR. People try to reign him in, reminding him how slow the tree fiddy camaro is in reality. Soon, his angus is peppered by every ricer in town, and the depression sets in. Years later, we find him staring at a poster of a tree fiddy at the local mental health facility, CR members visiting regularly to pay their respects. RIP TREE FIDDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 This reminds me of another story I've heard: Once upon a time, there was a guy with an old 305 camaro. The owner, realizing he regularly gets beaten light to light by the elderly on mobility scooters, decides he needs more power. He promptly goes out to acquire the gold standard in drop in performance, a tree fiddy. Upon finding the first destroyed tree fiddy he can get his hands on, his imagination runs wild. Soon, his delusions of grandeur get the best of him, and he begins to dream big about beating everybody on CR. People try to reign him in, reminding him how slow the tree fiddy camaro is in reality. Soon, his angus is peppered by every ricer in town, and the depression sets in. Years later, we find him staring at a poster of a tree fiddy at the local mental health facility, CR members visiting regularly to pay their respects. RIP TREE FIDDY :no: I never knew Jones was psychic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 TPI LOL, F-BODY LOL, that audi gonna get wore out faster than whitney houstons crack pipe the night she died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmiller74 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 TPI LOL, F-BODY LOL, that audi gonna get wore out faster than whitney houstons crack pipe the night she died Can I has some when its ready? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Yal gonna get wore out bi da Rex 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Can I has some when its ready? I dont think she will be using that pipe any time soon so have at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 I dont think she will be using that pipe any time soon so have at it CHRIS MADE A FUNNY! :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Can I has some when its ready? ya, id run anything for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 ya, id run anything for fun how about some korean junk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 once upon a time there was a slow mystery car in need of a motor transplant. the car patiently awaited surgery while the doctors lotcated the perfect canidate. the said canidate is now being pumped full of enough performance enhancing drugs to make Alexandre Nogueira look like a pussy. The next phase is the transplant itself which is predicted to have a very short recovery time. After recovery the mystery car will live out its days raping white whales and other slow imports. this concludes my bedtime story, now go the fuck to sleep. I have a slow import, can i play? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I have a slow import, can i play? :gabe: Quoted for troof. Got worked by a rattlecanned mk3.:gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I have a slow import, can i play? :gabe: as soon as it comes off the jackstands :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 as soon as it comes off the jackstands :masturboy: when that happens your shit will still be on an engine stand racing off of hopes and dreams. :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Quoted for troof. Got worked by a rattlecanned mk3.:gabe: pulling a car and a half on an untuned dsm is hardly getting worked, bring barney out this year and see what it actually means to get worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 tripple for the sunderland family fail-boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 pulling a car and a half on an untuned dsm is hardly getting worked, bring barney out this year and see what it actually means to get worked. Idk, I've seen what happens to fwd dsm's I'm scared to race now. :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Bring that srt back out and try it with the new owner pual until then you have not beat me I"ll run you at the first track day $50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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