87GT Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/nissan-juke-r-nissan-gt-r-2011-10-04 Hot or Not :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Nissan puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy chan Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 bad ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 mother of do not want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'd drive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I prob would, not gonna lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'd rock it; but they will price it out of site so probably not. I'll keep my sites on a low mile Z06, 5.0l Mustang or CTS-V for my go-fast fun. Those that do end up driving the Puke-R will at least be faster so they won't likely hear the rest of us laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 No thanks but I bet 480 hp on that short wheelbase would be a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 could be sweet, 480 hp is a metric fuckton for a car that size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 could be sweet, 480 hp is a metric fuckton for a car that size. Until people see you driving the ugliest thing made since the pacer or aztek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Until people see you driving the ugliest thing made since the pacer or aztek I wouldn't go that far, id say it has some potential. http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/macpyro2/Nissan-Juke-tuned-by-Impul-Front-570x427.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I like the looks but even with 4wheel drive its going to be a handful in the corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I wouldn't go that far, id say it has some potential. http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/macpyro2/Nissan-Juke-tuned-by-Impul-Front-570x427.jpg That is only a positive quality in the way that potential death > kinetic death. What is it they say, at least its fast enough to outrun the shame of driving it? This is just one of those cars that allows people to find out who has no idea what to do with their money. edit: it looks like someone pulled the skin of a catfish over the body of a Kia Soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 This is just one of those cars that allows people to find out who has no idea what to do with their money. http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/70625d1314158324-fiat-500-fiat-500-photo.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Should have put the drivetrain in a Leaf or Micra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/70625d1314158324-fiat-500-fiat-500-photo.jpg U.S. Spec Abarth 500 Q1 2012 :gabe: EDIT: Thank Jeebus we don't have anything like that shitty computer rendering of a Euro-spec here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 If Nissan sell it for $30k or less I'll wear a paper bag on my head and drive it, but seriously you can't fix ugly on that beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I actually like the Juke, one of the few unique cars out right now imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 I actually like the Juke, one of the few unique cars out right now imo. I'm (fairly obviously) a fan of quirky cars, but I can't get over those hood-mounted lights paired with the boring, buggish rounds in front. It seems like a compromise or a design that hinged on laws and regulations. Also, with that high stance I can't imagine it handles all that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I love Nissans but I do not like the Juke. Plus it is fugly please burn it to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 No thanks but I bet 480 hp on that short wheelbase would be a ride. Into a fucking wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Fuck. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got-Boost? Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 It would be fun as hell to drive but could they pick an uglier car. Seriously some UGLY crap out there right now.... This is what people do with them to improve things... http://fancytuning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nissan-juke-custom.jpg http://sportcarnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Nissan-Juke-Tune-3.jpg http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h426/martinfoppen/Juke/IMG_1365.jpg http://blog-imgs-45.fc2.com/d/c/6/dc601/_K3W2007.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h426/martinfoppen/Juke/IMG_1365.jpg Am I the only matte black elitist? It doesn't look right to have a car with such bizarre, nonsensical lines with such a minimalist paint. edit: and to leave the front badging shiny? wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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