AWW$HEEET Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 i can shave, plus i just showered last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 This thread just BLEW DA FUK UP http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/178478-5/Lighting-grill-fail.gif? a gay knight appears... srs, you were probably too busy shotgunning farts out of cordells ass to not notice this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 i can shave, plus i just showered last night I cunt use you. Your way too old. You may try to fuck me back and I just cunt have that. I'm a very important man and what if you are just doing this so u can tell tmz you fucked a high profiled man like myself? It would look bad for my charity, my wife, the university. Bad publicity will really get me in trouble. So I'll pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01WS6 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 here is how i recall the nite scott and i were sitting in the parking lot in cleveland and after the fighting with the cleveland fucks, we were all hot and bothered.scott had been complaining about a lower pain in his back. i respond with " i have tim tebow hands, i can help you out" without any hesitation, he accepted my offer. he laid on the concrete , i pulled off his shirt, and started to rub his back where he said it hurt. lucky for me, alex had some baby oil with him and let me borrow some while he sat in his chair and watched. alex watched like a lion looking at a gazzelle, i think he had the rape eye. non the less, as i was rubbing scott down we were talking about life issues nothing to personal, and i noticed he had taken his pants off. I didnt take his pants off, he did. he rolled over and asked me to rub lower. we looked into eachothers eyes and we both knew what he wanted. lucky for him i was low on gas and he had a $20 bill hanging out of his camaflouge thong and the only way to get it was to go for gold. i did what i had to do. once my oiled hands brushed against his shaved, tan, soft genitals, he freaked out, put his pants on, called me gay and left. now thats the real story. and alex was jerking off the whole time. True story they came to akron and were cool as hell til dbag in the blue cobra came and we were about to fuck him up and then he left and steve literally handed all of them a "L" excecpt for the buscher dsms. them mother effers were fast as hell. im talkin single digit cars. you should have skipped your job to show up for that. hour less drive, a hundred more races, 90 mins less arguing. great time. cant wait to go back. Annnnnddd your welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 a gay knight appears... srs, you were probably too busy shotgunning farts out of cordells ass to not notice this thread fuckin lol'd at shotgunnin farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 a gay knight appears... srs, you were probably too busy shotgunning farts out of cordells ass to not notice this thread Y U SO TROLL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=388&pictureid=2791 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=388&pictureid=2791 http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gifhttp://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gifhttp://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gifhttp://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gifhttp://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/puking.gif I knew you spit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 i know they let this cunt put her Jerry Springer audition pics all up in this motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SVT Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Holy Fucking shit you guys are messed up!!! I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard!!! Thanks...needed that LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DAMN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboGoKart Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Leigh, you lying sack of flaming retarded dog poo. YOU were the one trying to get everyone going!! YOU"RE the one who took your shirt off first. THEN, YOU"RE the one who left first!!! WTF maaaaaan?!?!?!? My lawyer's gonna contact you Phil, you dirrrrty old man you. You and your condoms. Cordell is testifying on my behalf about the condoms too. FYI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 iv been offered up to 38k for my facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Leigh, you lying sack of flaming retarded dog poo. YOU were the one trying to get everyone going!! YOU"RE the one who took your shirt off first. THEN, YOU"RE the one who left first!!! WTF maaaaaan?!?!?!? My lawyer's gonna contact you Phil, you dirrrrty old man you. You and your condoms. Cordell is testifying on my behalf about the condoms too. FYI. there is no law for being dirty... fact.... and as for your condoms, i giggle cause i dont use condoms, so you will just find cordells aids ridden semen in that sperm catcher. no one believes you scott. just fess up, you wanted to fuck me, you got nervous( understandable, im hung like a fucking race horse on roids) and now you are trying to justify it by acting like i touched your peepee and you didnt want it. you wanted it, if you had hair i woulda pulled it, if your ass wasnt so hairy, i would slapped it, if you didnt scream like such a bitch you prolly woulda got boned. your a fag though and you cant take the pressure. please leave this non gay web site because you are gay and we dont like you kind here. 240drivingfaggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 iv been offered up to 38k for my facebook ill gib ya no more than 1200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Will read again. I fapped three times. Each better than the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Will read again. I fapped three times. Each burned more than the last. good story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 why was pauls post deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 why was pauls post deleted? Nothing was deleted numb nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b014e8b97948b970d-800wi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Will read again. I fapped three times. Each better than the last. did you finish in the cup, carpet, or cabnit? were all three in a row , or did you give it some time? does it feel sore now that you rubbed out 3? was it watery on the third? did you have a pic of me when you did it? does your wife know about this? do you piihb? i would...... id piiyb would you like to grab your ankles? what about a creamy mustache? can i lay my smooth as eggs balls over your eyes? would you let me dock with you? i need answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 UGH UGH UGH UGH AHHHHHHHHHH. Opps sorry. I could not contain it. I have tried to stay away from this thread for this reason but something kept drawing me back over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 did you finish in the cup, carpet, or cabnit? were all three in a row , or did you give it some time? does it feel sore now that you rubbed out 3? was it watery on the third? did you have a pic of me when you did it? does your wife know about this? do you piihb? i would...... id piiyb would you like to grab your ankles? what about a creamy mustache? can i lay my smooth as eggs balls over your eyes? would you let me dock with you? i need answers Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 did you finish in the cup, carpet, or cabnit? were all three in a row , or did you give it some time? does it feel sore now that you rubbed out 3? was it watery on the third? did you have a pic of me when you did it? does your wife know about this? do you piihb? i would...... id piiyb would you like to grab your ankles? what about a creamy mustache? can i lay my smooth as eggs balls over your eyes? would you let me dock with you? i need answers Fucking sick-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Fucking sick-o http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/umaad.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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