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Life Conundrums vol. 1: Real Racing vs. Bench Racing


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see i am not even equipped too well but i can still battle.

 

my laptop is weak

i dont have a desk, so it sits on my lap, but then it just heats up my nutsack and my balls stick to my leg

battery life is bad, so i keep that shit plugged in

i tried mavis beacon teaches typing but that shit dont work so i am getting Dragon talk to type software

 

shit is real talk

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Bench racing is not cheap!!!!!

 

Laptop for work

Desktop at home

Netbook for when someone needs to borrow my computer

ipad for when my netbook and laptop are charging

extra batteries for road trips

Smart phone for posting on the toilet and hot spot for the laptop

Upgraded processor for faster posting on multiple forum at the same time

Upgraded ram

Fan to keep everything cool for long hours of e-battling/bench racing

Oak computer desk like a bauce

leather chair for comfort considering Im online more than Im spending time with the family

cost to pay off my wife so she doesnt bother me all winter

Typing classes

Cost to have food delivered to my house

 

 

Bench racing is a sport, and like any other sport you have to pay to play!!!!!

 

Forgot to mention the cost of hand lotion

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where are the other 4 cylinders? what is this, race wars?

 

LSX :dumb:

 

Hey, didn't know if you noticed or not, but that's a mitsu. Your welcome!

 

But it says so on the valve cover...

 

I found your oil issue.

you forgot to put in a spark plug hole seal

 

:dumb:

 

Try again Junior....

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And there we have it folks. Thanks for playing.

 

 

but srs though, I Bought a dirt cheap 04' 6spd gto around 7k mods in it for under 10k with a clear title and it runs like a raped silverback gorilla. The the car is flawless with nothing wrong with it visual or mechanical wise. :fuckyeah:

EDITED: Around 5k in mods without adding wheels/tires.

Feel bad for the fella who dropped all the money into it in the first place.

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What's your secret to finding these "unicorns"?

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