bigbluebird Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.wow just wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost1888 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Still cheaper than a $5 whore and less chance of catching a STD.Good luck explaining that to your celly! Dumbass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Yeah bay-bay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 when I was 15 I probably contemplated sex with a vacuum...I was humping everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Don't think I wasn't eying that sucker when I was young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavscout73 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I can see the logic here.. A lima hooker BJ is about 10 bucks depending on how close it is to the first of the month.. the vacuum is only a buck... we are in tough economical times ...its bargain shopping at its finest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 (edited) when I was 15 I probably contemplated sex with a vacuum...I was humping everything Such is life. Edited March 29, 2009 by jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.Wow, that SUCKS Couldn't pass that one up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 How did he get the end off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacktalon606 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 1) he musta had one weird flat little dick if the vacuums up there are like the ones around here... lol.2) He did NOT get 90 days in prision. By definition, no one gets prison time for less than a year. He got 90 days in jail. Not that it matters... but the ignorance of the media irriatates me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 people amaze me on the things they do sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 How did he get the end off? are you looking for a dollar thrill ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 1) 2) He did NOT get 90 days in prision. By definition, no one gets prison time for less than a year. He got 90 days in jail. Not that it matters... but the ignorance of the media irriatates me.So this is more of a severe crime than killing a motorcyclist? Good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollFace Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 ^^ I know...seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 How did he get the end off?I've found that the hoses aren't nearly big enough.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 so you all have never had a dry spell???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum He's from Michigan, what do you expect??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 He's from Michigan, what do you expect???aah, mystery solved. good work detective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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