Jackson1647545504 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/XfniNJf443Z5xyuI7HmZbw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/290/2012/01/26/cheetah-jpg_202618.jpg The Cincinnati Zoo has a traveling version of its Cat Ambassador Program where zoo trainers bring a cheetah and several "smaller" cats to local schools. And that means road trips. But not in a cage. Nope. When these cheetahs go out on the town, they ride shotgun. This is Sara, who became the fastest animal on earth back in 2009, breaking the 100 meter sprint record at 6.13 seconds. To put that in perspective, Usain Bolt's official human record is a languid 9.58 seconds. World record holders aren't the only ones who get to ride in the zoo's Subaru Forester. Below, find a photo of another cheetah named Nia — who was just a year old when the picture was taken — as she looks out at Cincinnati. Are we the only ones who think it's weird that a program requiring the disclaimer of "Due to the nature of wild cats, students will not be permitted to touch animals" probably shouldn't be running said wild cats around town in the front seat of a car? Sure, we've seen this type of thing before, but that was Dubai — not Ohio. What if there's an accident? Or what if someone sees the cat in the front seat and, you know, flips the hell out? So is this legal? Although we know Ohio has pretty lax laws on exotic animals we know that it may be illegal to do so on the Ohio Turnpike thanks to Section 5537-3-01 of the pay-for-use road's rules. The section concerns limitations on use of the turnpike and clearly states: "Vehicles transporting animals or poultry not properly secured or confined." We're assuming that could mean the front seat. Of course, Cincinnati is nowhere near the turnpike and otherwise it appears Ohio's statutes are silent on the subject. But this is Ohio we're talking about — so we're just impressed they have laws of any sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Wowwwwwww. I was at a gas station and I saw a Subaru with a fucking cheetah in it and was tripping the fuck out as I pumped gas. This explains everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I've had a 7 week old domestic KITTEN get freaked out and escape the carrier in a car once...we're talking about a 1.5 pound ball of fluff, and in the 20 seconds or so it took to get pulled over and stopped it ricocheted off of every window at least twice, pooped on the console, left paw prints on the bottom of the sunroof glass, and in the end the only reason it abandoned plans to make a last stand behind the clutch pedal was because it realized that turning into a whirling dervish of needle-sharp claws and high-pitched screeching was MUCH more effective if it did it while wrapping itself around the BRAKE PEDAL and my Chuck Taylor'd foot... This thing can do all that AND bite your face off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 A friend of a friend is one of the handlers who goes around w/ Jack Hanna when he does shows. They take animals home frequently. I know for many weeks, a year or so ago, he brought home 2 Brown Bear Cubs every night. That would definitely be a cool job... KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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