AWW$HEEET Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Ok so I had my second cr dream ever last night: I bought a black 6L goat, it was a Friday night, and I knew shit was poppin off. I txtd phil, and he said meet at this random warehouse, so I get there and there's already a ton of cr ppl. Bunch of ppl there, some randoms too. Phil walkin around aranging races, I say I only wanna run for $20, I don't know my car too well, so he took my money and marked it on his clip board. Some ppl bring their shit on a trailer, etc. Did see a sick C3 vette murdered out w cowl hood, cool shit. Its time to roll to the location, so patterson asks if he can ride w me, I say sure, for the cost of a handjob. So we get to this grove city ass back ass location w a 2 lane road, but this shit is in someones back yard. Phils like "its cool, its cool, dude isn't home". So I'm like aight, but imsittin close to the main road in case dude comes home. We setup races, etc, when all of a sudden, hillbilly homeowner rolls up on an atv with a shotgun. "WUT U BOYS DOIN MY YARD". I'm like uhhh,I don't know. "U been drinkin boy" uh no, I haven't. "SEEMS LIKE U WANNA DRINK, WELLL... IMMA BRING MY KEG, MAKE U DRINK IT ALLLLL"? So I'm like fuckk, I need to leave. Old dude is gonna make us drink like the dude drinkin oil in fast and furious. He leaves, then fuckin patterson dips out in my car (fagget), so I try to jump on this motorcycle (dualsport) but it won't kickstart. FUUUUU. Then I woke up. So phil is a shitbird. Not only on real life, but in dreams too. Thanks for takin us to some sketch ass location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Quality read. In before dream analysts declare that the old man's "keg" represents his penis, Phil's "clipboard" represents your desire to be accepted as a homosexual, and the motorcycle that won't start represents your fear of impotency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 If you are dreaming about CR, it means you post too maafakin much. Cut it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 lol @ you dreaming about phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Only a handjob? Sounds like a good deal to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 this just in http://t3.imagechef.com/ic/imgout/samp20b4e11abb37d61d.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/KuG7N.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 So I didn't bother reading any of the first post but I gather that Gabe had a dream about giving Phil a hand job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1012/i-had-a-dream-fat-chick-dream-demotivational-poster-1291749370.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 TL;DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Not gonna lie, I am a shit bird. But your the pussy who won't come out tonight your raggedy bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 what is a shit bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 what is a shit bird? http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/peelbacks/DragQueencopy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/choco-bird.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 So mind blown ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Dat Bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/brian_fellows_crazy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Guzzle dat chocolate you fucking bird http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/0f48dc57.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkDFLZSsRNB3ZkoTaEHB1VzINp00ToMCmlpvpHlvnL6NjmB_eEdgfxm-E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Dat Bird BUT IS IT COO COO FOR COCOA PUFFS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I knew I could count on all you faggets to ruin my thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I'm the baddest mother fucker in the kitchen. I want Phil's kitchen back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I knew I could count on all you faggets to ruin my thread You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 FUCK YOUR WET SNAKE ANTHONY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 I'm the baddest mother fucker in the kitchen. I want Phil's kitchen back http://smiliesftw.com/x/huge_bow_rofl_crowd.gif funniest thing i've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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