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phil is a shitbird


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Ok so I had my second cr dream ever last night:

 

I bought a black 6L goat, it was a Friday night, and I knew shit was poppin off. I txtd phil, and he said meet at this random warehouse, so I get there and there's already a ton of cr ppl. Bunch of ppl there, some randoms too. Phil walkin around aranging races, I say I only wanna run for $20, I don't know my car too well, so he took my money and marked it on his clip board. Some ppl bring their shit on a trailer, etc. Did see a sick C3 vette murdered out w cowl hood, cool shit. Its time to roll to the location, so patterson asks if he can ride w me, I say sure, for the cost of a handjob.

 

So we get to this grove city ass back ass location w a 2 lane road, but this shit is in someones back yard. Phils like "its cool, its cool, dude isn't home". So I'm like aight, but imsittin close to the main road in case dude comes home. We setup races, etc, when all of a sudden, hillbilly homeowner rolls up on an atv with a shotgun. "WUT U BOYS DOIN MY YARD". I'm like uhhh,I don't know. "U been drinkin boy" uh no, I haven't. "SEEMS LIKE U WANNA DRINK, WELLL... IMMA BRING MY KEG, MAKE U DRINK IT ALLLLL"? So I'm like fuckk, I need to leave. Old dude is gonna make us drink like the dude drinkin oil in fast and furious. He leaves, then fuckin patterson dips out in my car (fagget), so I try to jump on this motorcycle (dualsport) but it won't kickstart. FUUUUU. Then I woke up.

 

So phil is a shitbird. Not only on real life, but in dreams too. Thanks for takin us to some sketch ass location.

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