justin0469 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 http://www.bigstupididiot.com/2009/03/10-pictures-that-give-douchebags-bad.html10 Pictures That Give Douchebags A Bad Name >> Tuesday, March 24, 2009Let's face it, we all hate Douchebags. We hate their orange spray tans, the fact they wear sunglasses in the clubs and the basic douchebaggery that goes along with the moniker. But perhaps it's just the few Douchebags we know. Could it be the Douchebags we see only represent the bad apples, and there are several thousand douchebags who are toleratable? Even more so, likable? Here are 10 pictures that give douchebags a bad name. 10. The Plastic Douchebag - The guy who is covered with more lacquer and hair spray than Tammy Faye Baker. We hate you.9. The 'Too Many Collars" Guy - If you're wearing every polo you own all at once, we hate you.8. The "See My Stomach" Guy - Let's see, two beautiful women and you'd rather touch yourself. We hate you.7. Grandpa Douchebag - If there is more leather under your leather, not only do we hate you but we pity you as well.6. Olan Mills Douchebags - Impromptu camera phone pics we hate enough, but to pose your douchebaggery in a kiddie studio, we hate you.5. Wiggles Douchebags - The divirsity and color configuration is great if you're entertaining 5 year olds. Your douchebaggery fails and we hate you.4. The "It's All About Me" Guy - Hi! I'm an abusive, self absorbed, alcoholic. We hate you.3. Ruining Your Girlfriend - It's sad enough you resemble a piece of beef jerky, but when you make your girlfriend follow your douchebaggery, we hate you.2. The Constant Kissy Face - Stop! We hate you.1. This Guy - When your douchebaggery is televised for all to see and you really have no clue that all of America thinks you're a twat, we hate you. God we hate you!After looking at these pics we have come to the conclusion that there are no good douchebags, and if you are one... we hate you.Why are there semi-attractive women around these douchebags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 agreed.... because they haven't ridden a moose lately.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 LOL THIS IS PRICELESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 haha lol i love this so so true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 why are there semi-attractive women around these douchebags?qft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2wheels>4 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Oh, stop... It hurts!! I'm laughing so hard that I seem to have sprung a leak on my face... Nothing like a good Douchbag thread to start the day... Those are the freshest examples of Douchbaggery that I have seen since, well, Friday night at the bar... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 holy fuck whats with the first dudes pic..he really looks like a f-n mall mannequin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 just noticed his fucking brows are waxed like pochahontus's brows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Maybe he's metrosexual? Where's the , "My shirt is two sizes to small, so I can show off my muscles" douchebag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Hah this thread is just a small taste:www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockybalboa Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I like this one too.http://www.njdouchebags.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 holy shit this thread is f-n pure comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 do any of these exist in columbus? cause i'd love to see one in person...i've seen these pics before, but damn it, i cant stop laughing. is there any proof that the ladies in the pictures are, in fact, real......perhaps they are robots....or, really good blow up dolls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Heya Justin....uv heard all my horror stories from my dating escapades over the last 2 months. I could have forwards some of them to you. This post is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I am so glad I live in the stix. I've never seen one of these things in person.seriously? how is that possible? There are tards like this EVERYWHERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 seriously? how is that possible? There are tards like this EVERYWHERE. Really? I live in the Columbus area and I have never seen one. But then, thats why I stay far away from places where yuppies frequent. They attract, thrive on and ooze this kind of douchebaggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Really? I live in the Columbus area and I have never seen one. But then, thats why I stay far away from places where yuppies frequent. They attract, thrive on and ooze this kind of douchebaggery. But replace Cbus w/Dayton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 comedy gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 You're scaring me... I had no idea...I have enough trouble trying to comprehend moving a waist line to the knees.omg Disco didn't die... it's back and morphed into this?BeeGees anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 just noticed his fucking brows are waxed like pochahontus's browsthats too much ghey observation........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 i just cant get over the fact that someone would go out looking like a oompa loomba that about sums it up right there i mean? that what they do in jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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