Obama wins. 20 states petition feds to secede.

[Dr. Pomade]

Holy fuck some of those counties out west are as big as some states.

 

And LOL at some states not having a single blue county.

[Mensan]

I'm so sick of Obama and his socialized healthcare; I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Who's with me?

[El Karacho1647545492]

I'm so sick of Obama and his socialized healthcare; I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Who's with me?

 

:gabe: I am

[87GT]

thought this was interesting

 

Large ass picture

 

I find it interesting that the blue sections are large populated cities. Last time I checked trees and empty fields could not vote :dumb:

 

Thanks, Erik

[SpaceGhost]

I'm so sick of Obama and his socialized healthcare; I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Who's with me?

 

Wait I see what you did there....

[87GT]

Wait I see what you did there....

 

I heard Australia is also a good choice

[V8 Beast]

I remember when Al Gore lost and people were showing maps that indicated he was more popular than the other guy. People always gotta be showin maps

[El Karacho1647545492]

I remember when Al Gore lost and people were showing maps that indicated he was more popular than the other guy. People always gotta be showin maps

 

Yeah but Al Gore actually won the popular vote by 500k votes.

 

Not saying Al Gore should've been president, as he probably would've sent care packages to Afghanistan on Sept 12.

[nurkvinny]

thought this was interesting

 

http://i.imgur.com/2Qi6I.jpg

 

This makes me sick, honestly. That so many, so much square footage "gets it". But people that live asses to elbows screw it up. :gabe:

[Scotty2Hotty]

Unfortunately in 1869, the Supreme Court ruled it illegal for Texas to secede from the Union.

 

(Texas v. White - 1869)

 

Unfortunately, the original Republic of Texas was smaller than it is to this day. There's been plenty of movement here to Secede for years, but in reality, it won't happen. Take it a more of a middle finger to the US Government and the POTUS.

[Scotty2Hotty]

Not saying Al Gore should've been president, as he probably would've sent care packages to Afghanistan on Sept 12.

 

Best shit I've read in weeks!

 

Thank you for that.

[thorne]

You realize that anyone can open a petition on that site right? I could make a petition that says street racing should be made legal.

[thorne]

:fuckyeah:

I'm so sick of Obama and his socialized healthcare; I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Who's with me?

 

:fuckyeah::gabe::gabe::fuckyeah:

[unfunnyryan]

I'm so sick of Obama and his socialized healthcare; I'm seriously thinking of moving to Canada. Who's with me?

 

I hear he is trying to make our kids learn that new fangled metric system as well.

 

TO CANADA

[phil]

Yeah but Al Gore actually won the popular vote by 500k votes.

 

Not saying Al Gore should've been president, as he probably would've sent care packages to Afghanistan on Sept 12.

 

omfg that was hilarious

[Forrest Gump 9]

It must be a slow ass week for news. Who the fuck care?? Will never ever ever ever happen.

[wagner]

From one of my friends:

 

OK for starters, I think all of this secession stuff is just plain silly. It also seems that most rational folks I've spoken to agree. But if y'all Red states really want to, create a Blues States and a Red States of America, do you really want to give up the Blue States?

 

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

-You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

-We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

-We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

...-We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

-We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

-We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

-We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

-We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

-Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

[Mojoe]

Jericho

[El Karacho1647545492]

From one of my friends:

 

OK for starters, I think all of this secession stuff is just plain silly. It also seems that most rational folks I've spoken to agree. But if y'all Red states really want to, create a Blues States and a Red States of America, do you really want to give up the Blue States?

 

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

-You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

-We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

-We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

...-We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

-We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

-We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

-We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

-We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

-Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

 

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/riker.gif

 

Brilliant.

 

edit: Don't forget, Blue gets a majority of U.S. Hydroelectric and Nuclear energy production capacity.

[phil]

From one of my friends:

 

OK for starters, I think all of this secession stuff is just plain silly. It also seems that most rational folks I've spoken to agree. But if y'all Red states really want to, create a Blues States and a Red States of America, do you really want to give up the Blue States?

 

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

-You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

-We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

-We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

...-We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

-We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

-We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

-We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

-We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

-Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

 

 

 

And the winner is : (. Drum roll please)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wagner!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fag!

[wagner]

The guy who posted that was my CAD/Mechanical Drawing professor in college. He used to come to parties at my house and drink with some of us at Dirty Butts in Portsmouth.

 

He does not really care either way, he just really hates stupid people.

[Flybye]

I may have to quote that later Wagner. That made my morning :lolguy:

[SpaceGhost]

Just charge every stupid fuck that signed with treason.

[Forrest Gump 9]

Just charge every stupid fuck that signed with treason.

 

Now now now, since when did we changed to Communist?

 

And very nice Mr Wagner!

[sol740]

Good read on this topic.

 

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/is-it-time-for-the-states-to-secede-from-the-union/