Das Borgen Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 It's a basic human desire to separate an OREO cookie. Humans love either cookie or creme. And sometimes a man just needs to invent a machine to do the hard work of separating the two. Today, that man is physicist and cookie-part preferrer David Neevel. Watch him operate the machine he created that separates OREO cookies As an engineer, I'm geeked out . Apparently, this is an official contest(?), as evidenced by its appearance on Oreo's youtube channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Forever alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Forever alone. not with that mustache, fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I want my two clicks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I want my two clits back. clits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Forever alone. @2:35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Now I'm craving oreos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Now I'm craving oreos. That's racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Love the random shot of him sharpening the hatchet...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 The best part is the shot of him in the back of his creeper van. Also, this guys machine is total crap. We all know the best thing about separating Oreo's is EATING THE CREAM FILLING! I don't want the cookie halves, I want to take as many Double Stuf's apart, separate the cream, and see how high of a cookie I can build. As a child I would do this manually and could easily manage Sextuple Stuf's. This guy is weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SVT Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 :fuckyeah::lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 A hipster in Portland?! Well I never! Excuse me while I gasp in a shocking manor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted February 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 A hipster in Portland?! Well I never! Excuse me while I gasp in a shocking manor. are you calling this dude a hipster? dafuq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 he is well beyond any tech we have today, might outrank Einstein and Ellen DeGeneres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 lol at him commenting on time away from his girlfriend---seriously?? even the mustache can't get this guy laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 That's the sorriest excuse for an engineer that I've ever seen. That machine looks like a gigantic piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted February 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 That's the sorriest excuse for an engineer that I've ever seen. That machine looks like a gigantic piece of shit. Let's see you do better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 submission 2 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 who likes the cookie-only? WTF? who like the cookie at all??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 who likes the cookie-only? WTF? who like the cookie at all??? *Looks around and slowly raises hand* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I just eat them together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I just eat them together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're a rebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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