Jackson1647545504 Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) ... stay safe my friends ... http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer Michael Douglas – the star of Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction – has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex. There was a walnut-size tumour at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen. Shortly afterwards he was diagnosed with stage four cancer, which is often terminal, and embarked on an intensive eight-week course of chemotherapy and radiation. He refused to use a feeding tube, despite his palate being burnt on account of the treatment, and so lost 20kg (45lb) on a liquids-only diet. "That's a rough ride. That can really take it out of you," he told the Guardian. "Plus the amount of chemo I was getting, it zaps all the good stuff too. It made me very weak." tl;dr - Michal Douglas got throat cancer because his woman had HPV and ate-her-out Edited June 2, 2013 by Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TTQ B4U Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Catherine Zeta Jones I'd still do the deed on her regardless of that risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sturg1647545502 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 dudes do transmit HPV... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Today I learned CZJ has warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLOWLX Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Licking the cat Will make your throat go Whack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Just gargle afterwards with bleach and toilet bowl cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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