Jackson1647545504 Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/ Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know. Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live. From reddit: Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub. Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all. He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free. Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though. He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 God damn I love Mexico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/iwashmycar/forum/735101_524448504255495_2048428203_n_zpsf6f4f87d.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 That-was-a-great-story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 I need a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 guy may have stumbled on a new travel planning company. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 When I lived in Mexico... I was in the 3rd grade. Doh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Best part is "headed back home, STD-free" LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Best part is "headed back home, STD-free" LOL Yeah. The whole time I'm reading the article, I'm thinking, "Wouldn't it be ironic now if he came back with AIDS or some other life threatening illness. To be fair, if this was recent (wasn't paying attention to any possible dates), some things take time to show up. And has really gotten EVERY test? Like a chlamydia test? If you've had one or know how one is performed, you'd know why I was concerned with whether he's actually had one performed. Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Herpes doesn't show up for months, most of the time. Doubtful he got the DNA test to confirm/deny it. Would love a detailed version of the story. Good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Best part is "headed back home, STD-free" LOL Totally means he came back with one.....lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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