justin0469 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) courtesy of a Dayton rock radio station...Sunday, March 29, 2009 at 9:35PM It Shall Be Known By One Nameby Georgia HardstarkFor a few months now, my girl Alie and I had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets.Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.McNuggitiniRecipe by Alie and GeorgiaPrep Time: 5 minutesCook Time: 0 minutesYield: 2 servingsIngredients:2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)Pouring "Vodka...tons."ShakingRimmingIt's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitiniPrepairing the McNugget garnishNever pass up an oppourtunity to toast with a friendMeat garnishingAfter months of daydreaming, the final product is here!"To life."Tentative."Oh sweet Jesus."Don't vomit.Try really, really hard not to vomit.Try again.Vodka makes everything betterYou're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dorkThe money shot.The End.Ya...i just wanted my 700th post... Edited May 5, 2009 by justin0469 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 what a waste of good mc nuggets..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Kinda hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Kinda hot. and how many of these things have you had today???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 and how many of these things have you had today????Dude, they were RIMMING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Dude, they were RIMMING!! theres a difference... between the glass and the ass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 courtesy of a Dayton rock radio station...Ya...i just wanted my 700th post... you aren't a post whore yet..... keep going tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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