Otis Nice Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) What you see before you is Grade A all American steel and grit. At 42 years young and ~40,500 ALL ORIGINAL miles this truck has plenty of life left and does NOT suffer from "low T". Hell, if YOU suffer from "low T" this is your solution, not some sissy pill. Man up, buttercup! Clad in the finest maybe hand forged armor 1976 had to offer, this workhorse dons a LOVELY shade of probably Ford Dark Forrest Olive 1970's Refrigerator Baby Crap Pea Green(™) and Ford D.J. Orion Almost White-ish Green(™). You want a swift kick in the nuts? Look no further! This puppy will give you the smoothest, most enjoyable, kick to the bean bag you could ever want! The 360 V8 has enough balls to bring back the dinosaurs....which is ironic if you really think about it. Hey, are you a pedal-phile?! Well then, you're in luck! This truck has not one, not two, but THREE pedals for you to foot fondle as you cruise down the boulevard! That's right! This isn't grandma's grocery getter! THREE PEDALS, THREE ON THE TREE BABY! USA! USA! USA! This immaculate steed not only is the toughest bronco in the rodeo it has one of the smoothest rides I've ever seen in such a majestic and classic vehicle. If you want a REAL truck that you can drive from Ohio to Taiwan go get a plane, but if you want a man's truck that you can literally drive to California in tomorrow this is it but I don't recommend it because California sucks and this truck will probably offend everyone with it's all American awesomeness. It's as mechanically sound as it is beautiful. That's right. Lift this girls skirt and you'll find one of the cleanest undercarriages you've ever seen and she'll purr like a kitten for ya. Yeah, it's both a bucking bronco and a well manicured lady...wanna fight about it? Have you seen the interior? She's not your average girl! No nasty harlot red like that of so many other 70's and 80's gal's! She won't cheat on you with some random drifter named “Chet” or “Steve”! No sir! She's a class act! Liposuction? Who needs it?! Face lift? Get outta here! Implants? Well.....wait, NO WAY! You can't improve on perfection! This interior is MINT and has been gilded in green by the lavishing touch of Midas himself maybe but probably not! By this point I already know what you're thinking: “HOW can I make this amazing work of art MINE?!” Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK! For the low low cost of just a single monthly payment of $15,000.00 or best offer ALL OF THIS COULD BE YOURS!!! Be the envy of literally every gas station you ever frequent! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Act now and receive not ONE but TWO free Vanillaroma tree air freshners FREE!!! *Supplies limited* DISCLAIMER: Seller is NOT responsible for time lost due to the commoners ogling, questioning, or fondling of either the truck or your person. BUY THIS TRUCK Edited June 5, 2018 by Otis Nice Forgot an exclamation point to make it more extreme and exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Beard Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Love the add lol. Why don't you upgrade this to be Elliot 3.0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Love the add lol. Why don't you upgrade this to be Elliot 3.0? Elliot cost me $1997 rwd automatic beat down Dakota. Elliot 2 cost me $not.alot. My goal in life currently is working to be totally debt free or close to it. I'm not here for collectables or I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace1647545504 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Does the buyer get a full tissue box or the partial one and how does that affect the price? Beautiful truck mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 This thing is really in outstanding condition. Also, LMAO @ "Ford D.J. Orion Almost White-ish Green(™)". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 if you post a pic of the trim tag it will help people decode and verify the options/colors http://www.fordification.net/tech/vin.htm FWIW, I think the Light Green is "Glen Green" , the dark green could be "Evergreen", "Med Green glow poly", or "Hattaras Green". My money is on Med Green Glow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 (edited) Does the buyer get a full tissue box or the partial one and how does that affect the price? Beautiful truck mace That pic was actually the day we saw it at the car show last year. I believe those stayed with the previous owner but if purchased I'll throw in 2 new boxes of name brand Kleenex for you and you only. This thing is really in outstanding condition. Also, LMAO @ "Ford D.J. Orion Almost White-ish Green(™)". Knew you'd like that. Edited June 15, 2018 by Otis Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 if you post a pic of the trim tag it will help people decode and verify the options/colors http://www.fordification.net/tech/vin.htm FWIW, I think the Light Green is "Glen Green" , the dark green could be "Evergreen", "Med Green glow poly", or "Hattaras Green". My money is on Med Green Glow. I'll have to try and get a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 OBO bump. He doesn't HAVE to sell but it'd help finishing the '52 Chevy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted July 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Price bump: $13k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Bump for one more price drop: $12,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace1647545504 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 man i forgot about this...what a beautiful vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 man i forgot about this...what a beautiful vehicle Still avail, still clean and in the garage. Dad's just looking to fund the rest of the '52 and the '49. Only reason it's for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS69 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Good luck with the sale, looks like a very nice truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Good luck with the sale, looks like a very nice truck. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 Sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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