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Memo to all employees:


Cdubyah

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Memo to all Employees

It has been brought to the managements attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between each other. Due to complaints from some of the more easily-offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feeling when communication with each other. Therefore, the management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize these code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

Old Phrase New Phrase

I’m not certain that’s feasible. No fucking way!

Really? You’ve got to be shitting me.

Perhaps you should check with… Tell someone who gives a fuck

I wasn’t involved with that project. It’s not my fucking problem.

Interesting behavior. What the fuck?

I’m not sure I can implement this. Fuck it. It won’t work.

I’ll try to schedule that. Why the fuck didn’t they tell me sooner?

Perhaps I can work late. When the fuck do they expect me to do this?

Are you sure it’s a problem? Who the fuck cares?

He’s not familiar with the problem. He’s got his head up his ass.

You don’t say? Eat shit.

Excuse me? Eat shit and die.

Excuse me, sir? Eat shit and die motherfucker!

They weren’t happy with it? What the fuck do they want from me?

SO you’d like my help with it? Kiss my ass.

I’m a bit overloaded at the moment. Fuck it! I’m on salary.

I don’t think you understand. Shove it up your ass.

I love a challenge. This job sucks

You want me to take care of this? Who the hell dies and made you boss?

I see. Blow me.

Do you see? Blow yourself.

Yes, we should discuss this. Another fucking meeting?

I don’t think it will be a problem. I really don’t give a shit.

Keep Warm. Go to hell, dipshit.

What? Fuck you!

WHAT?!?!?! Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Have a nice Day. Get the fuck outta my face.

Sorry. Go to hell peckerhead.

Thank you for your co-operation on this matter.

The Management

:lol:

So it all ran together....and I don't feel the need to type it all over.

Edited by Cdubyah
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