copper1k Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Today is the day that the possiblity of such a psychokinetic energy is proven to be nothing more than the imagined sense of something that does not exist. The theory that the mind can move objects, alter the path of an object in motion or impart a force to influence to outcome of an event is nothing more than a fantasy conjured up by those that wish such a power existed. Realizing the potential of such a force can provide endless scenarios of a better world for man. However, this day brings news that such a power will never be used to solve the world's problems or bring an end to the ever destructing path that man has chosen. For if such a power existed it would have presented itself today on my way through campus. Riding down 12th ave I noticed a college honey sunning herself with her top sitting next to her instead of on her body. She was lying prone, backside up and looking up in my direction. It was at this point I focused all my mental energy in her direction to impart a change in her body position and "incidentally" reveal herself. No dice. She did serve as a fantastic distraction for me as I navigate through students, delivery trucks and cars backing out of their parking spaces. I made it to work fine but possesed by the distraction that nearly qualified a nonsense theory. Life has been very good to me, but is it too much to ask for just a bit more every once and awile........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Rep for you good sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 hahaha fucking funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 pics or GTFO it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTuffGirl Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol sometimes I wonder where the crap people pull this crap from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangBruhY Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Funny... That helped my day out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 LOL!! The Force is strong with this one! Or... not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K8SuzukiGSX-R Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 some say to focus on trying to move something smaller and lighter and work ur way up? just a theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 LOL!! The Force is strong with this one! Or... not really.Don't knock it, it worked for Silent Bob in Dogma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Don't knock it, it worked for Silent Bob in Dogma...I thought that was Mall Rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I thought that was Mall Rats.Goddamnit, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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