dmagicglock Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 saw this news story and literally LOL'd at the guys name... only in Daytonhttp://www.whiotv.com/news/19996695/detail.htmlD'Alcapone Alpaccino Morris Wanted By PoliceJill Del Greco, ReporterPosted: 6:52 pm EDT July 8, 2009Updated: 8:39 pm EDT July 8, 2009DAYTON, Ohio -- A Dayton man named after a notorious mobster is wanted on a charge of murder in the city of Dayton.Montgomery County prosecutors have charged D'Alcapone Alpaccino Morris, 21, with murder, felonious assault, aggravated burglary, aggravated robbery and kidnapping.According to Sgt. Gary White, officers believe Morris shot and killed Richard Pogue Jr. during a home invasion in early June.Another man, Michael Guy, is also charged in connection with the murder. Officers found him already in jail on unrelated charges.White said Morris should be considered armed and dangerous. He said they have connected him with two Dayton gangs, and officers believe drugs were involved in the crime."The victim had arrived at the residence with both suspects, and as a result of what transpired inside the house, he was shot and killed," White said. He said the victim did not live at the home on Kingsley Avenue where he was killed.White said they have information that Morris may have recently shot himself accidentally in the leg, and may be in need of medical attention.If you know the whereabouts of D'Alcapone Alpaccino Morris, you are asked to call 333-COPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaoticRebel Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 LOL, the best part is he has that lame MORRIS tagged on the end ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 uh oh found a picture of the suspect... bottom righthe looks nothing like al pacino... or al capone, the name must be an antonym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 sorry to double post, but can you imagine his parents... wtf... when he was born, they knew he was gonna be a loser, they were like my son will be a f'ing gangsta, its in his blood, its his calling, and we shall name him "d'alcapone alpaccino" I can't imagine convincing my wife... ehh I know "gabriel is a pretty boys name, BUT i've really always dreamt of having a "d'alcapone" for a boy. Can you imagine the nurse that filled out the birth certificate? I bet it was like watching "millionaire" Is that your final answer? And if D'alcapone has kids, what does he name them? I go with D'tommy Devito (that was joe pesci's character in good fellas) just food for thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I actually did know a woman who named her two boys Mafia and Deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Where's EliotNess KevinCostner George when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Another man, Michael Guy, is also charged in connection with the murder. Officers found him already in jail on unrelated charges.... then there is that Michael guy he hangs out with... gosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Born to B a gangsta.Enjoy prison dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTuffGirl Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol!! Nice! Bad thing is if someone I picked up told me that was their name i'd probably think they are being a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 My mom used to teach 7th grade in the Trotwood Madison school district, and she had a little girl in her class named...Wait for it.....MaNaj'a'Toi Williams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hue jass Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Now he'll be known as D'Alcapone Alpaccino Morris the Gaping Deepthroat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 or Hugh Jazz Cleveland Steamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 My mom used to teach 7th grade in the Trotwood Madison school district, and she had a little girl in her class named...Wait for it.....MaNaj'a'Toi WilliamsWHATTHE FUCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 We can rest safely, the suspect has been apprehended... http://www.whiotv.com/news/20552755/detail.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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