ChickOn2 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS CHANGED YOU TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I hate #1. It's uncomfortable and always gives me splinters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I thought #1 was free tracheotomies for people who complained or the new glad zip lock colostomy bags?and (5) Your primary care physician also does veterinary services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 hahahaha this is going in a work email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I already give free breast exams to the ladies. No health care coverage needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) Yes..I'll treat TMJ for free....http://65.55.85.7/att/GetAttachment.aspx?file=477fb04c-ef4d-4e2a-a968-22224de55e45.854481245&ct=aW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d&name=MS44NTQ0ODEyNDU_3d&inline=0&rfc=0∅=False&imgsrc=&hm__login=ittakesalongtime&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.0.8&d=d4238&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2024%20Jul%202009%2008%3a23%3a55%20GMT&hm__ha=01_a456a1cac5f843bbbad5a5704efaa03ab991a6a673ed3242426926c430780ab2&oneredir=1 Edited July 24, 2009 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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