Catman Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 *NICKNAMES:* - If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. - If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to eachother as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.*EATING OUT:* - When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,even though it's only for $32.50. - None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. - When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.*MONEY:* - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.*BATHROOMS:* - A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ... - The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. Aman would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.*ARGUMENTS:* - A woman has the last word in any argument. - Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.*FUTURE:* - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.*SUCCESS:* - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man.*MARRIAGE:* - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.*DRESSING UP:* - A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. - A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.*NATURAL:* - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate during the night.*OFFSPRING:* - Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secretfears and hopes and dreams. - A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.*THOUGHT FOR THE DAY* A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handleit....And to the men who will enjoy reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Haha so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 it's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 see!!! confirmation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegame Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 ill raise a glass to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Thank God I'm a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.Good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 *ARGUMENTS:*- A woman has the last word in any argument.- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.That is so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.You just have to drink them pretty again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Drinkin in the morning ? Yous crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Drinkin in the morning ? Yous crazyMorning buzz is like the NBA: It's FANTASTIC! I'd go to work inebriated if I could get away with it. Why do you think that vodka tastes soo good with breakfast beverages? OJ, Cranberry, Apple juice, Grape Juice, RedBull (Don't act like you've never started your day with a RedBalls!); Sheeet, vodka and Ruby Red-Tangerine... That's genuine goodness right there!Wait... What were talking about?... Women, and arguments??? Cool, just making sure that my comments about starting the day intoxicated were relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did any of you Mods sticky this thread yet? I would send this email out but I don't want to listen to two hours of bitching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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