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Today we were rushed outside of our building. 9000 + employees and the largest square foot employed building in the United States. The 2nd largest employee based building in the United States. So much for nice people. Just wanted to say I'm ok and back at work. Check it out on the news and you might see me.

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Today we were rushed outside of our building. 9000 + employees and the largest square foot employed building in the United States. The 2nd largest employee based building in the United States. So much for nice people. Just wanted to say I'm ok and back at work. Check it out on the news and you might see me.

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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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A fire alarm rang at 4 pm in a large office campus when almost all employees

were present (approximately 5,000 people).

As per past fire-drill practices, the entire office was quickly evacuated

within 3 minutes, and all employees gathered outside the complex in

designated areas waiting for further announcement.

Before long, the fire drill officer in-charge made the following broadcast

over their loud-speakers system: "My dear colleagues...with sincere regret,

I have been asked to announce that for many of you, this will be your last

evacuation drill with us. Due to the on-going recession and bad business

climate, the company is laying off almost 50% of its staff. So when this

announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building. And

if your swipe-card does not work, then it means that you have been laid off,

in which case you will not be allowed inside, and all your personal

belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow. The company is using this

innovative, never-before approach as we do not want to choke our email

system with lay-off notices and farewell messages going by the

thousands, and we also wish to avoid any fighting inside the office and the

consequent security issues for all staff. We hope you have had a rewarding

career with us. Now please move back in and good luck! "

Got this awhile back. Knew it'd come in handy eventually ;)

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Today we were rushed outside of our building. 9000 + employees and the largest square foot employed building in the United States. The 2nd largest employee based building in the United States. So much for nice people. Just wanted to say I'm ok and back at work. Check it out on the news and you might see me.

are these numbers accurate? i doubt it.

anyways it was a boring couple of hours except for watching out of shape office workers passout from the sun. like milling around outside for a while is such a strenuous activity.

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are these numbers accurate? i doubt it.

anyways it was a boring couple of hours except for watching out of shape office workers passout from the sun. like milling around outside for a while is such a strenuous activity.

Somewhat.... There about 10,000 employees there.. IDK about the rest of the numbers.

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are these numbers accurate? i doubt it.

anyways it was a boring couple of hours except for watching out of shape office workers passout from the sun. like milling around outside for a while is such a strenuous activity.

:lol: nice you work there too. Yeah some woman passed out from the heat. The ambulance came got her and gave her some water. She was not in shape at all. The number this is accurate. According to the stat nerds at chase. Thats bout the 100 time I have heard that we are second only to the pentagon.

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I have a day off & miss all the fun

Yeah we standing outside for a couple of hours. Brian then told a lot people its all clear for going home and were closed for today. :lol: 30 minutes later after I left they wanted me to come back to work and were open again.

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