Todd#43 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Got me thinking.....Anyone know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver?Because she's a WOMAN....Carry on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Yes. Every reasonably cool person without younger siblings should 'adopt' a 16-21 year old and try to turn them into something resembling a human being.whew... I'm 22. That was close, just a couple months shy of being a retard!I do like the song though, it hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Wow. I know every generation looks back at the younger generation and thinks "fuck, this is who will be taking care of me when I'm old" but seriously the kids born in the Late 80s and 90s are worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 kids born in the Late 80s and 90s are worthless.just a message to you from 1988... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I heard a girl by the pool last month roll over and ask her friend (something along the lines of), "what does 'do the helen keller and talk with your hips' mean?" Her friend said, "helen keller was blind and deaf"... The first girl still seemed confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 just a message to you from 1988...OK, who upset the baby???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nochknstrps Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 just a message to you from 1988... You're the exception only because you're an alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 OK, who upset the baby???? He's probably just hungry. Anyone have a nipple to lend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 just a message to you from 1988...+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 He's probably just hungry. Anyone have a nipple to lend?you can milk anything with nipples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 you can milk anything with nipples.well... it was for you... so maybe you should milk yourself so that you stop crying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 you can milk anything with nipples.I have nipples. Can you milk me Greg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I have nipples. Can you milk me Greg?sorry ben..milk and i don't get along very well sometimes. maybe yota can help you out tonight though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 sorry ben..milk and i don't get along very well sometimes. maybe yota can help you out tonight though You fail at continuing the movie quotes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 now im lost... this thread got weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 weird? bullshit, we just made this thread normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj1 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 now im lost... this thread got weirdmeet the parents....Greg: I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?Jack: Sure.Greg: My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 30 of them. And there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the — to the — to the — to the — to the teat.Jack: Teat?Pam: Dad.Greg: What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just... into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto — that's what I named him.Dina: I had — I had no idea you could milk a cat.Greg: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.Jack: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I must be a retard cause who the fuck is Helen Keller? If it ain't a car or building product I never payed attention to it. So plz inform me of what im missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj1 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Kellerhttp://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2085413/helen_keller_dance_launches_vans_warped.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I understand now thank you jj1 . Ben that's what I was wanting, not being a smartass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I must be a retard cause who the fuck is Helen Keller? If it ain't a car or building product I never payed attention to it. So plz inform me of what im missing.At least some of the retards I know can use Google... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 At least some of the retards I know can use Google... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 At least some of the retards I know can use Google... :pShould have sent him this link JRMMiiihttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=helen+keller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I'm on a phone meat head or I would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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