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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it !?!?!?

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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it !?!?!?

Awww fuck....this happened to someone else too!? :p

Seriously...punch it in it's face and get the hell out of there. Jc....lol.

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Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why.

"Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"

The man replied "This one has Parkinson's"

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Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why.

"Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"

The man replied "This one has Parkinson's"

Wow...

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Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why.

"Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"

The man replied "This one has Parkinson's"

Not cool. Both these stories are just wrong.

:puke:

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