Big Green Valley Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"Because, she replied, "I miss mine."Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it !?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Wrong!! So wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"Because, she replied, "I miss mine."Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it !?!?!?Awww fuck....this happened to someone else too!? Seriously...punch it in it's face and get the hell out of there. Jc....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRzach Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Eww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBlue Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 shut up and keep rubbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 eeeerrrrr scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why."Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"The man replied "This one has Parkinson's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why."Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"The man replied "This one has Parkinson's"Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Man and bed ~90 are lying in bed, after 50 years of marriage the man says "I want a divorce". The woman, completely dumbfounded asks why."Because I found a woman that will hold my dick while I fall asleep" to which the woman replied "I've done that every night for the last 50 years"The man replied "This one has Parkinson's"Not cool. Both these stories are just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF59nPVCUsw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unc7237 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Soooooo Wrong!!!!!!! But Funny!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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