Lunatik3 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Just some crazy laws from dumblaws.comI started with some in Ohio amd moved around the country. The worst thing is. You realize that these laws weren't just pulled out of thin air. They were made cause someone did this stuff.BexleyOrdinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.CincinnatiAnal intercourse is banned.OxfordIt’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.IrontonCatch 22 is banned.And from the rest of this great country of ours...Columbus, GANo one may tease an idiot. (Wait, I went to basic at Ft. Benning right next to Columbus. This law had to have been broken!)Roswell, GAThe flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.State of New YorkThe penalty for jumping off a building is death.State of TexasA recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.Dallas, TXIt’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.Texarkana, TXOwners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.State of FloridaIf an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.and...Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Hialeah, FLAmbling and strolling is a misdemeanor.Tampa, FLWomen may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.New Britain, CTIt is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.State of MinnesotaAll men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (Especially the hairy ones who without them look like they are wearing sweaters! My .02)State of MichiganNo man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.and...Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.Harper Woods, MIIt is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.New Orleans, LAIt illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.Haddon, NJNo one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.Well, hope this lightened your day a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) The Cincinnati law must be more clear. Is that just for giving, receiving or both?Because in the first case, RVTPilot is an outlaw.The second case, r1crusher is a fugitive of justice.And the third case, Isaac's Papa would have the book thrown at him. (which coincidentally, he'd probably stick up his ass) Edited August 25, 2009 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 CincinnatiAnal intercourse is banned.oops.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 The Cincinnati law must be more clear. Is that just for giving, receiving or both?Because in the first case, RVTPilot is an outlaw.The second case, r1crusher is a fugitive of justice.And the third case, Isaac's Papa would have the book thrown at him. (which coincidentally, he'd probably stick up his ass)Alot of the laws similar to that are very vague. I mean, in one city oral sex is illegal to receive. Does it mean it's legal to give? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 oops....I thought that was at Gingerman, not Cincy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 New Orleans, LAIt illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. I have no problem with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 CincinnatiAnal intercourse is banned.What? How the hell are they gonna find out? Unless...your talking about banging your girl in the ass at work or sumthin? OxfordIt’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.State of New YorkThe penalty for jumping off a building is death.Isn't that the way it usually works anyway? State of TexasA recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.Yeah! That will happen lol.Dallas, TXIt’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.I guess Ninjachk is screwed. Texarkana, TXOwners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.How do you install those on a horse? State of FloridaHaving sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.That shit is quite painful. Tampa, FLWomen may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.There's no strip clubs in Florida? New Britain, CTIt is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.Man...no need to rush or anything. State of MichiganNo man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.Is there a gang for this...? Harper Woods, MIIt is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.I CAN'T PAINT BIRDS!? WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TOO!?New Orleans, LAIt illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.AWESOME! Haddon, NJNo one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.Got it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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