kawi kid Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Who is that guy anyways? No one can call me bambi. Seriously I will punch you in the balls. no you wont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Who is that guy anyways? No one can call me bambi. Seriously I will punch you in the balls.Bambi, you are so short I dont think you can reach to punch anyone in the balls. Headbutt the balls maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ever fucked so much a day that your foreskin swells up? Been there. Dick feels bruised for 2 days. maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 maybe Bullshit, you have a vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Bullshit, you have a vagina dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 You can still work it forcefully with a gimp-knee. Spooning doesn't have to be all gentle and stuff. If your girl has some decent arms, try this (if she doesn't, do it anyway, she'll get stronger):1. Lay on side, pillow under bad knee, facing wall about 4 feet away.2. Get your girl to brace both hands firmly against the wall with elbows slightly bent (and one foot too if she's flexible). Ideally, she should be angled away from you like you're doing doggystyle. Except both laying on your side. This way she can push back from the wall with her arms up over her head.3. ????4. Profit!This only works if you have enough weight/ arm strength to not get pushed off when she shoves from the wall. If you're a little fella, guess you're SOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ever fucked so much a day that your foreskin swells up? Been there. Dick feels bruised for 2 days. no but Id like to try ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 no but Id like to try !Screwing the dog does not count todd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Bambi, you are so short I dont think you can reach to punch anyone in the balls. Headbutt the balls maybe. I am tall in my country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 You can't talk BAMBI, that's all you've been able to get besides Rosie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Screwing the dog does not count todd.Someone already told you that eh Babmi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I am tall in my country.awwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ever fucked so much a day that your foreskin swells up? Been there. Dick feels bruised for 2 days. Foreskin? srsly? We may have to start a new thread with a poll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Screwing the dog does not count todd. even my dog is bigger than you bambi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyF46 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 You can tag me in for a few months while you recoup. I promise to tag out when you're better.I'm "The Animal"I had a limousine service near San Francisco 20 years ago and the NWA was a client. I had these two guys in the limo more than a few times.What fun those runs were...great tippers also. LOLOLOLhawk was very articulate and funny....Animal.....NOT SO MUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 (edited) We've tried the sitting, reverse and normal. Her butt and legs usually rock on me knee. Doggy...i don't even want to try that, i have to put pressure on the knee lol. Thanks for the help! Not! Jk. This....really....sucks.I can see that you haven't read the kama sutra?Reciprocal Sight Of The Posteriors Sort of like reverse cowgirl, cept you are sitting. Spread your knees out, and let her do the work....damn! She shouldn't be touching your knees.ORSide Saddle Cowgirl, she sorta does a crab walk perpendicular to you, and supports all her weight. Or try....The Goat and the TreeSounds more like something Fonz would try In all seriousness... nah where would the fun be in that? Good luck to you young fellow. Edited September 16, 2009 by Cdubyah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7HwEeNo_C4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 You did the nasty on your bike.Well... would it help any if I said it wasn't planned..? It just kinda happened. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxr750girl Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 well... Would it help any if i said it wasn't planned..? It just kinda happened. Lol+1 same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 You did the nasty on your bike.+1 same hereThere I was, innocently wiping down the chrome, when BLAMMO. Ambushed by a giant, partially unclothed black guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Well... would it help any if I said it wasn't planned..? It just kinda happened. LOL+1 same hereyou two wanna go for a bike ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 There I was, innocently wiping down the chrome, when BLAMMO. Ambushed by a giant, partially unclothed black guy.that would scar me for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 that would scar me for life you're not a black women, I think she looks at it a little differently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Foreskin? srsly? We may have to start a new thread with a poll...srsly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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