chevysoldier Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hey now dont write us off yet, heres a few things women have invented:chocolate chip cookiescircular sawdishwasherelectric hot water heaterengine mufflerfire escapeglobeskevlarlife raftlocomotive chimneymedical syringerotary enginestreet-cleaning machinesubmarine lamp and telescopewindshield wiperbet cha' you never knew that! We all know you googled it (which a man started btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 We all know you googled it (which a man started btw) hahaha funny guy, thanks chuckles i needed that laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 yeaaah... but the boobies thread wouldn't exist without women... where would you be then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 hahaha funny guy, thanks chuckles i needed that laugh!your welcome yeaaah... but the boobies thread wouldn't exist without women... where would you be then? You pose a very good question....and I'd hate to find out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Hey Hollywood I believe a man named wankle invented the rotary engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Hey Hollywood I believe a man named wankle invented the rotary engine.Yep, good catch WheezleFelix Wankle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Necessity is the mother of invention, and boy you broads are needy bitches.Hey now dont write us off yet, heres a few things women have invented:chocolate chip cookies - Needed something to eat and get fat on while watching Oprah when their men were at work. Plus they missed the time away from the stove.circular saw - too lazy to use a knife to cut the meat off the latest carcass the man just killed.dishwasher - Joke writes itselfelectric hot water heater - Complaining: "I'm too cold!!" engine muffler - Complaining: "This is too loud!!"fire escape - How do you 'invent' a way to leave a house?globes - Women still can't read maps, and they're in 2Dkevlar - Still took a man to find a USE for it.life raft - Complaining: "This is too dangerous!!"locomotive chimney - Everything looks better to a woman if you plop a big phallus on it.medical syringe - aka Precision Turkey baster.rotary engine - Because they still don't understand the reciprocal kind. (not a woman btw that invented this)street-cleaning machine - Cleaning? You don't say? If I had a spare vacuum I could duct tape it to a car too.submarine lamp and telescope - saved you from walking to the neighbors house 1/2 mile away to borrow that recipe card.windshield wiper - like wiping off the counter, except on a car. bet cha' you never knew that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 she had inventions relating to the rotary motor... she actually designed a different kind of motor and a rotary motor specifically for a factory.... still reading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Necessity is the mother of invention, and boy you broads are needy bitches.Have you ever designed a linkage mechanism???? (windshield wipers) Granted most are only 4-bar mechanism (if i remember correctly), but jebus, its terrible... and have there been any notable improvements on the original design? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'm an EE. Windshield wipers wouldn't do shit without an electric motor. But no, I've never designed a 'linkage'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 hahahahahahahahaha all i gotta say is EAT IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 ?? Did you make us all chocolate chip cookies, woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Here, let me make this the only way you'll understand:Women > you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Don't make get my leg humper side hollywood. I can take your comment to a new level if I wanted to. ;-)Mj with out man you wouldn't be here so zipp it young lady! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 yeah im gonna fit right in here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 So.... What else did women envent with out a mans help?? Mj go make me a samich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Here, let me make this the only way you'll understand:Women > you at complaining and generally being high maintenance pains in the ass.Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 +1 jrmmii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 we invented pussy control...without us you have nothing...wheezle how do you make babies cause without a woman that baby aint baking..i will take my samich now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 we invented pussy control...without us you have nothing...wheezle how do you make babies cause without a woman that baby aint baking..i will take my samich now! I never understood that logic. You need the man to get it started anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Not really Hollywood cause that road goes both ways. You may have the pussy, but we have the dick and trust me we can with hold sex just as much as you can. I promise that!As to the baby baking stuff, you have a point. Again though it takes two to tango, so no baby with out my seed. so your point is now null and void.Make my samich now woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Not really Hollywood cause that road goes both ways. You may have the pussy, but we have the dick and trust me we can with hold sex just as much as you can. I promise that!As to the baby baking stuff, you have a point. Again though it takes two to tango, so no baby with out my seed. so your point is now null and void.Make my samich now woman! hahahaha ok i really need to catch my breath, this shit has me cracking up..i need a min ot respond to that one. i havent been around a bunch of smartasses like this in a long time. im a little rusty. and ill make you your samich when hell freezes over. but i might need my feet rubbed later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Helen BlanchardZig Zag sewing machine, 1840-1922Marion DonovanDisposable diaper, 1917-1998Lillian Moller GilbrethElectric food mixer, trash can with a foot-pedal, 1878-1972Bette Nesmith GrahamLiquid paper (white out), 1924-1980Mary Phelps JacobBrassiere, 1891-1970Mary Dixon KiesProcess for weaving straw with silk or thread, 1752-1837Margaret KnightMachine for making flat bottom paper bags, 1838-1914Ann MoorePouch-like infant carrier, 1940- Patsy ShermanScotchgard textile protector, 1930- Ruth WakefieldChocolate chip cookies (Toll House Crunch Cookies), 1905-1977trend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 awww look chevysoldier knows how to google too! nice name drops guy! and what trend are you speaking of?? the fact that men have thought for centuries that a womens place is in the home doesnt mean she cant experiment.look at women now, im sitting here talking with you all about this then ill wake up in the morning and decide if i wanna ride my bike to school or not. women have come a long way and I dont plan on stopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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