Casper Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Got this from a co-worker today. Figured I'd pass it along.------------------------------------------------Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearlygates."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possesssomething that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said."You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates".The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize??The man replied, "These are Carols."And So The Christmas Season Begins...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 heh, that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoh Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 :roll:Is that you and Carol in your Avatar??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Is that you and Carol in your Avatar???If that is "Carol" I seriously doubt hers would fit in any man's pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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