Looney Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 If repost, sorry.Originally Posted: Sun, 23 May 17:13 EDT BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4mDate: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDTI'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity. Requirements: -access to an abandoned warehouse -old enough/built kinda awesome -maintains good eye contact -general intensity -cool moves -shades -leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish) -Bedazzler -basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me) -can lift 80 lbs -bachelor's in something or equivalent experience -not a narc Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY. P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now. "They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it" Location: Phillyit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPostingID: 1755781713 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What the is this ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 This makes all the thug hugs you gave me kinda weird. I didn't know you swung that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What. The. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'M NOT GAY. It's not gay if the balls don't touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 This makes all the thug hugs you gave me kinda weird. I didn't know you swung that way.NO,NO,NO....I don't play for that team! Figured some of you fence jumpers might be interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How come you're always such a fussy young manDon't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin BranWell, don't you know that other kids are starving in JapanSo eat it, just eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 It's OK man I'm not judging you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted July 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How come you're always such a fussy young manDon't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin BranWell, don't you know that other kids are starving in JapanSo eat it, just eat itClassic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What kind of a queer plays lazer tag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I don't know if I want to accept your friend request now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsheikh Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Im so confused lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antatious Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 That was funny as shit. It was an obvious sarcastic post. I choose not to believe it, and think that the writer of it is probably hilarious instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omaralaoui Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Who wanna eat da poo poo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Loonz. You eat da poo poo like ice cream??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 That was funny as shit. It was an obvious sarcastic post. I choose not to believe it, and think that the writer of it is probably hilarious instead.I'm going to stick with that theory also. I refuse to believe there are people actually like that out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Loonz. You eat da poo poo like ice cream??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 It's not gay if the balls don't touch.Loonz. You eat da poo poo like ice cream???seen the remix?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 That was funny as hell Looney, good find...weird, but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 It's not gay if the balls don't touch.As I recently read somewhere....."You're never as ghey as the guy suckin' your dick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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