Casper Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Taken from ZX-10R.netTo the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycleI met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.This is where things got crazy.I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.WTFIm sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.Sincerely,Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 True story?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?t=49907I dunno, but its funnier than fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 damn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 bwahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrish Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 OMG thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 aww, i was really expecting her not to live. disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Haha. Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 I hope to god that story is true. Laughed my ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 The Gravedigger strikes again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 The Gravedigger strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I hope he got his gear back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 OMG... I'd be freaking the hell out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, Hope he was sobered up by the time they climbed on the bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beezer Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 The least she could do is send him one of those "If you can read this....." T shirts in exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 funny story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I like the fact that she flew off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 You know for a biker chick that needed some gear, this would be the way to get it rather cheaply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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