mhallam85 Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev. Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!" More sighs and loud applause.... Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?" Mary's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "F*ck him!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 That's hilarious!On a side note, any pastor that would leave his church to make more money, is no pastor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted September 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 That's hilarious!On a side note, any pastor that would leave his church to make more money, is no pastor.agreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Funny shit right there!No offense, but I'm pretty sure those guys are also in a profession to make money. I just took a loan app on a pastor that made $85k/yr salary. That's not chump change for your religion. IJS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I just took a loan app on a pastor that made $85k/yr salary.fuck that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 fuck that guyGod's honest truth. (No pun intended.) I mean, there are engineers that work 60 hour weeks that make less than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 fuck that guyThat's not a lot of money when you figure in how many hours a good pastor puts in every week, how many different jobs they have to do, and how much BS they put up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted September 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Yea I know Pastors do have a full-time job on their hands. I know they dont just work Sunday's. I know I could never be a pastor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 hey, those altar boys aren't gonna fuck themselves. it takes at least a few minutes per altar boy to molest them the way god commanded.(i know, wrong denomination, blow me like a catholic priest, brah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 To listen to people bitch and moan and give people lectures on "doing the right thing" -- I could totally do that for $85k a year.Seriously -- I wouldn't even need a book to read from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 bwahahahaha. Don't you do that all day on here FOR FREE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Exactly, might as well get paid for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Exactly, might as well get paid for it.hell, you could hang out at strip clubs too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 hell, you could hang out at strip clubs too!Charity work is a key part of being a pastor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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