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FWD: The Pastor's leaving


mhallam85

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At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev. Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave,

because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands

up and proclaims "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new

Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their

children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If Rev

Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and

establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his

children!"

More sighs and loud applause....

Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I

will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady.

Whatever possessed you to say that?"

Mary's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his

forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to

side, while his wife replied,

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said:

"F*ck him!''

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hey, those altar boys aren't gonna fuck themselves. it takes at least a few minutes per altar boy to molest them the way god commanded.

(i know, wrong denomination, blow me like a catholic priest, brah)

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