justin0469 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.htmlOld but still weirdEdward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days."There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Its all fun and games till someone snaps a pic. Then it's just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Haha which one of you sick bastards is the guy in that picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I remember that truck from a craigslist add. It said something about running great, and having no damage despite being hit from behind repeatedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Holy crap! Is that a Range Rover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I bought a bike with undertail exhaust for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I'm not saying its RFM. BUT he is friends with Samwell on FaceBook. What What in the Butt?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 And with jagr's pic, this thread just went NSFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 It's true...his balls are showing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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