flounder Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Note to self: Remember that the height of the soap shelf at all hotels is different. Also remember that when you stand back up after opening the drain, do it slowly and pay attention or else you run the risk of smashing your head into the soap dish and slicing open your head like I did today. The people at the front desk couldn't believe I actually broke the damn thing with my head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Damn, that sucks man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 least you didnt damage anything important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 God damn man, that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 You'd better keep your head out of animals asses or else that could get infected.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Yeah, right... Like that's the real story. I told you when you go to those deep, dark, scary places, take soap on a rope or you'll get surprised every time!Looks like you got surprised! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 This is another case of "You can't make that stuff up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 [R]emember that when you stand back up after opening the drain, do it slowly and pay attention...I bet that ruined your bath, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 ATGATT! Next time wear your helmet and you can prevent that! Damn, I bet that stung for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I bet that ruined your bath, huh?It was a hotel shower. They have the stupid built in stoppers that like to shut on thier own at the least bit of water flow. I hate standing in a tub that's filling while I'm showering. Good catch though. Most wouldn't have even thought about a bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 That really sucks man..... So how long were you seeing stars for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I've got a pretty hard head it didn't really hurt that much. Imagine someone breaking a 1x2 over your head. Ill post pics of the shelf later when I land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I am confused... You cleared that drain from what? you have no hair?O.K. what was her name and was it any good. Oh and why wasn't she clearing the drain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Yeah, right... Like that's the real story. I told you when you go to those deep, dark, scary places, take soap on a rope or you'll get surprised every time!Looks like you got surprised!What happened Dorfman... Dude wanted to go A2M on you too quick?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Damn. Hope you cleaned that well. Not exactly the cleanest place to be slicing your noggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 This all occurred right before the light came back on and he heard a deep and low toned voice say "You gots some pretty teeth, boy."Then everything went black again and he woke up, saw the broke shelf and assumed he hit his head on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Did your life partner administer first aid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 All good questions and comments but it all boils down to one thing.Im a big clumsy idiot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I thought you were taking a bath based on your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I thought you were taking a bath based on your post.No but it does sound like that. To clarify.In hotels, the shower stopper is built into the drain so when you pull it up, you give it a half turn for it to stay open. Well as your taking a shower, the water running into the drain will move it not to to mention if you bump it with your feet, it will drop and the tub will start filling. I dont take baths unless R1Crusher, GreenBeen, Kawikid, KTMBrian or WaltherGSP's mom is in the tub with me. And then we always have gen3flygirl making sammiches and scrubbing our backs and private areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 After the lawsuit, it will be known as "Flounder's Holiday Inn". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I am a fan of baths but there is something weird about eating food in the bathroom. The sammiches would be post bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 I am a fan of baths but there is something weird about eating food in the bathroom. The sammiches would be post bath.Youre not here to talk.. Now get back to making the sammiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 After the lawsuit, it will be known as "Flounder's Holiday Inn".Im not one of those people however if I really wanted to, the fact that they just put duct tape over the broken shelf is a bit of a liability issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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