4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Its on AR15.com. It is entitled Thoughts on capturing female zombies for relations? Shit had me rollin'. Its a 43 page converstation BTW haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Only 1 page for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 great, there goes an hour of my life, about to click on the link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Only 1 page for me Are you registered over there? I just clicked the link to double check and it showed 43 pages again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 there is a movie called the zombie diaries in which they have a female zombie chained up and the one guy ends up getting turned because of their sweet love making Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Are you registered over there? I just clicked the link to double check and it showed 43 pages again. Yes, and it was a NinjaNick joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Oh i must have missed the joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Zombie herpes!!! Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Cliffs... page 1 through 10...Oh great! A whole new field of law concerning the rights of zombie partners in a "relationship" with the living. After the separation would your zombie partner have a right to half of your brains? I'm betting the courts will go with yes on this one (just for the simple fact you would choose to have a relationship with a zombie). A sort of mental cruelty and undue hardship to your ex-partner for denying her what she was put on this earthly existence for- to eat your brains. Remember, dead girls never say no! Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one. But if she's holding your beer, will it stay cold? Thats something else to consider.Imagine if you could get her to make a sammich. You know, without your brains. ...It's no necrophilia. They are UNDEAD, not dead......Would that be nearlycrophilia?...I see absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong at all with boning a zombie.You are safe. Zombies like brains. You sir, have none. (cant believe I even had to type gay necrophiliac....makes ya feel dirty just typing it) Once you go Zombie, you won't go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Lol awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can think of worse ways to die. Like having no gas during the zombie apoc. and not being able to ride my bike at all... WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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