Gump Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Yvonne, A Cow Wrapped In A Mystery Inside A ForestCategories: Foreign News, Fun02:33 pmAugust 15, 2011Twitter (84)Facebook (8363)E-mailShare Stumble UponRedditLinkedinDiggWhat is this?Share [*]Print[*]Comments (29)[*]Recommend (50) by Bill ChappellEnlarge Josef Enzinger/dapd A cow named Yvonne has eluded capture since escaping a German farm in May. She's been spotted roaming a forest, but searchers haven't been able to get close to her. Now an animal psychic has been called in.Josef Enzinger/dapd A cow named Yvonne has eluded capture since escaping a German farm in May. She's been spotted roaming a forest, but searchers haven't been able to get close to her. Now an animal psychic has been called in.In Germany, a dairy cow named Yvonne's death-defying escape — and continued success in eluding capture — has become an incandescent symbol of freedom and animal dignity. Okay, that may be hyperbolic. But how else to explain scores of visitors to Zangberg, the Bavarian commune Yvonne calls home, or the 10,000-euro reward offered for her safe return?Curious visitors and search parties have been romping through the woods around Zangberg, looking for signs of the cow. Yvonne has been at large since she breached an electric fence on her farm nearly three months ago, on May 24. Since then, she's adopted a lifestyle that might be called Sherwoodian: sticking to forests, eluding police, and bringing acclaim and tourist dollars to her quaint village.Yvonne, 6, escaped just before she was due to be sent to the slaughterhouse. But her life of freedom hasn't been without risks. She narrowly missed being struck by a police car; hunters were given permission to shoot her on sight. Food traps were laid; a beagle hunting dog was enlisted. Companion cows were sent in, to draw her out. But all to no avail."Yvonne knows exactly what she's doing, and she's tricking us," the manager of an animal rescue farm told a German newspaper.The same paper, the Sueddeutsche Zeitung, says that Yvonne has now become a type of freedom fighter "for the animal-loving republic."Perhaps conceding the battle of wits — and the public-relations war — to the ruminant, officials are now hoping they can reach her through her heart. They're bringing in a male ox named Ernst, who they hope will capture Yvonne's heart, and lure her back to human society. And that's not all. Michael Aufhauser, the founder of a nearby animal sanctuary called Gut Aiderbichl, has asked an animal psychic for help finding Yvonne, and possibly negotiating her surrender. According to The Guardian:Franziska Matti, an animal communication expert from Berne in Switzerland, said she had managed to contact Yvonne using telepathy. "I spoke to her yesterday and she said that she was fine but didn't feel ready to come out of hiding," said Matti."She said she knew that Ernst had been waiting for her but that she was scared. She said she thought that humans would lock her up and she would no longer be free."Perhaps Matti can relay the latest offer from Gut Aiderbichl. The preserve wants to pay Yvonne's owners 600 euros ($867) and give the cow "a paddock with grass to graze on for the rest of her days," The Guardian reports.That arrangement may not suit Yvonne, which the tabloid Bild calls "the cow who would rather be a deer." Bild is also the magazine behind the 10,000-euro ($14451) reward.The tabloid's reward also hints at one reason why Yvonne's story has become a source of hyperbole: other than flurries of bad news, summer is traditionally a slow time for media.But in this case, Zangberg Mayor Franz Märkl says that both his village — and Yvonne — are profiting from the attention."It's unbelievable how famous she's become – for sure nobody would dare shoot her now," Märkl told Süddeutsche Zeitung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I can see it now this cow will soon become the most expensive piece of meat ever sold... hahahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RymerC Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 $876 sounds like a piss-poor price for that dairy cow. Cows can be pretty crafty when they want out, I've seen it! And they're surprisingly elusive too, although I bet that big girl wants milked in a bad way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I bet that big girl wants milked in a bad way.don't talk about Gen3 like that, she reads these posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBBaron Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 $876 sounds like a piss-poor price for that dairy cow. Cows can be pretty crafty when they want out, I've seen it! And they're surprisingly elusive too, although I bet that big girl wants milked in a bad way.She was headed to the slaughter house, means she was an old dried up hag. $876 sounds like a pretty good price Probably also means she's not so desperate for a milking.Still amazed that a cow could avoid people so long. They don't move very fast and are not usually hard to track. I doubt they have tried really hard to find her.Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 She looks fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 I doubt they have tried really hard to find her.theres a $15,000 reward for her...im pretty sure somebody has tried to find her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 don't talk about Gen3 like that, she reads these posts.lollerskates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 don't talk about Gen3 like that, she reads these posts.:bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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