J.W. Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 I have started watching "Doomsday Preppers" on National Geographic. I'm not interested in new ideas on how to hoard food or weapons. Instead, I'm creating my own map of where all the poorly defended food will be stored by these goofy people.Oh, and anyone who buries money in their back yard then announces it on national TV is asking for uninvited company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 I keep my money in my septic tank, come and get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.W. Posted May 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Well played sir. Well played. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Well played sir. Well played.At least you didn't tell me that is a shitty thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 if you really did, i would come.. cant be worse than the shit i get at work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 You cum nockin round my yard sumbitch and i shoot yer ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 within watching the first 20 minutes of the first episode it makes me realize how lucky I am to have my company/office where it is with the equipment I have. The only problem is getting here takes 45 mins by highway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 I keep my money in my septic tank, come and get it! I guess that's one way to get a free septic tank pumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 within watching the first 20 minutes of the first episode it makes me realize how lucky I am to have my company/office where it is with the equipment I have. The only problem is getting here takes 45 mins by highway What makes you think they would let you in? Thats 1 more mouth to feed. Although you would make good target practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 What makes you think they would let you in? Thats 1 more mouth to feed. Although you would make good target practice because I own it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 because I own it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 because I own it And your employees would care why if they make it there first your SOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 And your employees would care why if they make it there first your SOLwell there are only 12 that could access the building, it'd be extremely difficult to break in. Of those 12, 4 are family members that know this will be my compound and will probably depend on me. 4 more are aware of my plans and posess some important skills that I do not. The remaining 4 you ask? 3 Wives and 1 son of the 4 with skills. I think I'll be ok Having access to a fleet of construction equipment, a water tower, an oil well and gas station sized tanks also helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 ^^^ add me, the girl and the baby to that.Will bring guns,ammo and condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.W. Posted May 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Having access to a fleet of construction equipment, a water tower, an oil well and gas station sized tanks also helpsI'm going to need GPS coordinates or at least a zip code so I can add you to my map Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 I got it made....so long as I can get here sometimes I get bored during the day and I look around to see what I can do to really fortify this place if needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 well there are only 12 that could access the building, it'd be extremely difficult to break in. Of those 12, 4 are family members that know this will be my compound and will probably depend on me. 4 more are aware of my plans and posess some important skills that I do not. The remaining 4 you ask? 3 Wives and 1 son of the 4 with skills. I think I'll be ok Having access to a fleet of construction equipment, a water tower, an oil well and gas station sized tanks also helpsWell, youll be doing alot of walking to get there, I would assume there would be alot of abandoned cars blocking the roads. If you can manage to somehow avoid all the zombies you will surely encounter on your journey, how will you rush past the hordes of zombies trying to enter your compound? also how will you convince your family that you are worth the risk of opening the doors which may lead to a possible zombie infestation? All it takes is a little bit of zombie blood or a scratch and they could turn aswell. Also how would you prove you are not infected with the zombie virus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Well, youll be doing alot of walking to get there, I would assume there would be alot of abandoned cars blocking the roads. If you can manage to somehow avoid all the zombies you will surely encounter on your journey, how will you rush past the hordes of zombies trying to enter your compound? also how will you convince your family that you are worth the risk of opening the doors which may lead to a possible zombie infestation? All it takes is a little bit of zombie blood or a scratch and they could turn aswell. Also how would you prove you are not infected with the zombie virus?because I'm the man and they know to listen to me. When they don't listen to me is when they encounter problems. Our entire property is fenced in and there are several ways to get to the property off the beaten path. I have a truck so offroading isn't an issue. What else you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 What else you got?Your mom in my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Your mom in my bed.if my step dad allows it and you share your arsenal and ammo then I'd allow it so long as I don't see or hear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 if my step dad allows it and you share your arsenal and ammo then I'd allow it so long as I don't see or hear it He can join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) because I'm the man and they know to listen to me. When they don't listen to me is when they encounter problems. Our entire property is fenced in and there are several ways to get to the property off the beaten path. I have a truck so offroading isn't an issue. What else you got?What if you get distracted by the stripper zombies holding 7 layer burritos? http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2257/1508281227_9989e8f4e7.jpg Edited May 1, 2012 by Exarch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 What if you get distracted by the stripper zombies holding 7 layer burritos?run over by the truck for trying to insult me with their inferior burrito. How dare they! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 run over by the truck for trying to insult me with their inferior burrito. How dare they!What about a giant burrito stuffed with a super hot zombie decoy http://faircitynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Pony-Burrito-.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 I've shit better looking burritos than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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