Casper Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. - Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer. - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes. - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. - Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed-wire. - You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them. - You're only sunburned on the back of your hands. - You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike. - You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off. - Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement. - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip. - You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home. - Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket. - You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room. - You think Tequila is a Sex Aide. - You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start. - Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk. - Your garage has more square footage than your house. - Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it. - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. - Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell. - All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off. I think we have all done this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducati guy Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. . haha that will be this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhain138 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 - Any day you ride is a good day. . :+1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRRider Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - You don't think its a good party till someone rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in the living room. - You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your bike will start. - Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines on it. - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. yupp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. Johnny Mac...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 YOU'RE A BIKER WHEN... - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. Johnny Mac...... Yeah but he also has a pic of his bike on his shirt, his truck, and best yet.. a sticker of his bike... ON HIS BIKE,,,, (Not really sure about that one but still )Nicest guy you will ever meet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 i think that i just peed a little laghing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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