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Hopefully my intro thread doesn't go downhill as well. I've had this car for about two years.. not much modding done yet, due to being a broke college student. However, I do plan on boosting once the funds allow me to. Pros about the car: Looks, handling, drop-top capability and incapability of hauling around buddies . Cons: No power, eats tires, requires a winter beater and attracts ricers. (Quick story of a ricer that just keeps me chuckling... A blue GTO comes and revs at me for like 5 minutes while I'm on a TURN lane on Polaris. I brushed him off and said I didn't want to race. He proceeded to rev and finally screamed out on the top of his lungs, "FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT".) ANYWAYS, heres the pics: http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/teawins05/p1020022pw7.jpg Bone stock. (picture taken by Chris Schnell - RIP) http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/teawins05/IMG_1531.jpg Lowered on espelir springs, single exhaust (not pictured), CAI http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/teawins05/IMG_8708.jpg Upgraded to coilovers, oem lip, painted wheels white http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/teawins05/kllk.jpg Back to dual with a Comptech Sport exhaust http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/teawins05/IMG_2372.jpg Picked up on AP2 wheels Thanks for looking.

Hello all, Met a few of you at Kilkare on Sunday. This was me standing in the background looking ticked off while Schmuckingham switches his tires: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/ananda024/dragday.jpg hahahah! I actually had a really good time and enjoyed watching everyone go down the track more than I even thought I would. The day made me excited to try it for myself. I recently acquired a '07 Suzuki GSXR600 and have put about 2,200 miles on it this summer so far. Love love love to ride and am scheduled for my MSF class next weekend, then I have a novice track day at Mid Ohio in Sept: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/ananda024/BikesGuns048.jpg http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/ananda024/BikesGuns047.jpg http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/ananda024/BikesGuns046.jpg I also have an '06 Scion tC, great car but I'm afraid she has been eclipsed by the gixxer so she doesn't get as much attention anymore, poor girl: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/ananda024/scion.jpg I'm planning on making some upgrades to the bike during the winter: fender elim, slip on exhaust and a different windscreen....then I'm sure more things will come later! That's pretty much all I can think of for now. http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/RC51_John/AR/20080803%20Dayton%20Ride/Dayton20080803002.jpg

http://construda.blogspot.com/2007/09/reliving-ethan-albrights-letter-to-john.html To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright

dont be suprised if you get a gay singing telegram or 400 pizzas

Wow 10, good lord! Is there anything else anybody would like to know? How about some pictures of old cars: 85 Mustang LX: http://up.mysterio.biz/files/sai4j4461mgn467hwjrm_thumb.jpg 93 Mustang LX: http://up.mysterio.biz/files/v2cfqs88hcunkave5izu_thumb.jpg http://up.mysterio.biz/files/gzs3nq54y62zruvuqfup_thumb.jpg (Met its demise while I was in NY ) Edit: Both cars were slow and I have no doubt about that, but they were both a blast to drive and I kinda miss both of them.

Thanks all for the welcome and for the reps. haha, thanks? Nice Evo.. I've been looking for a white Evo IX MR. Nice car.. those are very big and intimidating nostrils. Without a doubt, my "little rice box" would of definitely fit. Maybe if you didn't have those, more rice boxes would take a bite. I posted that because I had a feeling you were on this board with the large amount of domestics. Thanks for the apology. PRETTY? :gtfo: Just playing, I've heard much worse... Thats cool.. Chris was a great guy to say the least.

Probably not real, but pretty good nonetheless. To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ******* bull**** and you should kiss my mother-******* ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ******* 12. I rate you a ******* 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and @#%$ myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. John, you are such a ******* dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, *****-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. **** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright

If your posts were real life conversations your speech would be comparible to a person that spent three hours licking on a novocain lollipop. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This message was brought to you by the mods on the board that contemplate banning you every time you type

Can someone direct me to his nearest horrible post? i need a good laugh.