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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpCf8-AE94

My most heartwarming story is when I was crossplaying as Link one year in the Zelda clutch. Anyway, this fellow, in his early twenties I guess, was their with his parents - which I thought was odd even though he was wheelchair-bound. He tooled up to me all excited while his parents remained behind a ways. I gave him a big hug and when he spoke, I realized that he had muscular dystrophy plus some retardation. He explained how Zelda was his favorite and this might be the last time he could meet a real live Link because his heart would give out soon. I was trying very hard not to cry. One thing led to another and pretty soon I had agreed to meet him at a motel room three weeks later. I taught him how to fuck and suck, even squatted over him and pushing his limp member up my asshole with the hilt of my sword and a broken chopstick. We had lots of intimate fun and some laughs, too. I left early in the morning. He had left his wallet in his saddlebag (on the wheelchair) and he had left 180.00 in there, so I really scored that day. Everytime I eat stir fry, I think about him and wonder if his heart ever gave out.

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Gerg would beat Whites ass. Id bet whites life on it.

"HPEMS can stop a Toyota without much of a fuss" Bullshit, not even Toyota can stop Toyotas

Everytime this comes on the radio at work, I turn it off. I really don't like it. It seems like the chorus is the whole damn song. That is why different people have different tastes in things, but this song makes me want to stab my ears.