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Why thank you kind sir... I still have people telling me my 10 year old bike looks new Nick dont hate. If I had a Kawi, I wouldnt clean it either....

Just saw this on one of the blogs a frequent... http://bikerscafeblog.com/2011/03/26/13275/#more-13275 I love watching the TT...cant imagine it in 3d and following one of the best to boot. hope this isnt a repost...news to me

Note to self: Remember that the height of the soap shelf at all hotels is different. Also remember that when you stand back up after opening the drain, do it slowly and pay attention or else you run the risk of smashing your head into the soap dish and slicing open your head like I did today. The people at the front desk couldn't believe I actually broke the damn thing with my head.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/res/2286407670.html I WILL WALK YOUR DOG (Upper East Side) Date: 2011-03-25, 5:04PM EDT Reply To This Post HEY RICH-ASS DOG OWNERS: Are you at the office 23 hours a day in a coke-fueled effort to squeeze every last penny out of your 20s and 30s? Are you going out of town with your post-divorce trophy-girlfriend to visit your slave ship collection in the Barbados? Do you work for a corporation that received TARP money? I AM YOUR DOG-WALKER. I am the most radical, bitchin', mind-blowing dog-walking experience in all of New York City. All dogs are STOKED when I'm around, regardless of breed or sex. Your dog is gonna be on me like Charlie Sheen on a porn star made of amphetamines; when I'm ascending toward your penthouse suite in your private elevator, bitch's nipples are gonna be ROCK HARD. Do I have experience walking dogs? I'M A HUMAN BEING, OF COURSE I HAVE EXPERIENCE WALKING DOGS. THIS ISN'T LINEAR ALGEBRA, FOLKS; IT'S DOG-WALKING. Are you thinking you want someone with better credentials, someone that's been vetted by one of those fancy-schmancy agencies with a dumb-ass pun for a name? FLIP THE SWITCH: I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now, for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master. Are you one of those prototypical American success stories who worked your way up from nothing to live the dream, and now you want to gloat over an Ivy League grad who has been reduced to posting a dog-walking classified on skeezy-ass Craigslist? You can shadow me while I walk! Take pictures of my pathetic face as I handle your dog's feces with nothing but a plastic bag over my hand! I'll wear my Princeton lettermen's sweater! I might even cry! Forget the agencies; I will walk your dog for less money, and I'm not some weirdo art school dropout who claims to be "in sub-verbal communication" with your dog. I'M JUST A GUY WHO WANTS YOUR MONEY AND WILL WALK YOUR DOG TO GET IT. Do I do overnights? YOU BET YOUR BOATHOUSE, BUDDY! I will sleep in your sweet-ass apartment and tend to your dog while doing it. Don't want my poor-person skin sullying your ostrich-feather sheets? I'll sleep on the floor! Don't want my poor-person hair secreting oils all over the pearl-white tiles? I'll sleep in the crate with the dog! Sh*t, as long as I'm allowed to turn on the heat, I'll curl up in a ball and sleep in your sink WHILE THE WATER RUNS OVER MY NAKED BODY! Am I going to steal your jewelry? No, I'm not. Am I going to jack your electronics? No way, man. Am I gonna eat some of your food? Probably, but nothing you'll miss, maybe an apple. I'M NOT ABOUT TO TAKE A BATH IN YOUR FOIE GRAS, MONEYBAGS. I'm a good guy, and I'm just looking to make a little extra cash by chaperoning your dog around your stupid white bread sidewalks. So if you're interested in the dopest, most swagged-out LEGEND OF THE UNIVERSE dog-walking champion of New York City, reply to this ad and we'll get started in making your dog happier than a Mormon on his honeymoon. So act now, write me. I'm excited to meet you and your dog, and I am sure as motherf*cking c*cksucking sh*t that your dog is excited to meet me, too. Serious inquiries only, please. it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job seeker. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2286407670 Copyright © 2011 craigslist, inc. terms of use privacy policy feedback forum

Thanks for all the kind words everyone...and SWing'R....best of luck on the personal struggles...I hope everything turns out the way you want it to....and as requested...me w/ the fro I miss it dearly

Just a hint on vines, spray them with round up or Sodium Chlorate and allow them to absorb the poison for a week before cutting them down. This allows the poison to penetrate into the roots so they don't grow back. It's also best to do this during the summer when transpiration is at its peak. PS. I was guessing the furnaces outside Nelsonville before the whole pic downloaded showing the depth.

Yeah, right... Like that's the real story. I told you when you go to those deep, dark, scary places, take soap on a rope or you'll get surprised every time! Looks like you got surprised!

Wish I did not have work today.

the owner wouldnt happen to be silver surfer would it?

Exhaust looks sweet.

you are really not thinking this through. seriously... give it a shot. If we accept your line of reasoning on matters of presumed innocence and the basic tenets of trusting your citizens, and since you like simple, here are some examples: open carry is legal. man was open carrying. assume he must be a violent felon that is about to shoot up the place, therefore arrest, detain, threaten that man with death, then let him go after 45minutes since it took that long to check necessary ID and background because that is how to presume innocence. driving is legal man was driving assume he must be a violent felon that is about to run over children, therefore arrest, detain, threaten that man with death, then let him go after 45minutes since it took that long to check necessary ID and background because that is how to presume innocence. sitting at a park is legal man was sitting at a park assume he must be a child raping sex offender, therefore arrest, detain, threaten that man with death, then let him go after 45minutes since it took that long to check necessary ID and background because that is how to presume innocence.